I hate to admit that Kim Kardashian is an influential figure. In 20 years she’ll probably have an entire paragraph dedicated to her in history books, right after the Rosa Parks section. What other woman has started with a... READ MORE

I’m the type of person that rather have a handful of titties than responsibilities. Just having to acknowledge Noah Cyrus’ existence feels like a chore. Matthew McConaughey 7:14 in the New Celebrity Testament states “for the gate to fame... READ MORE

I feel like there needs to be an official study done to finally determine whether a slut gene exists. And if so, how to properly weed it out with eugenics. At this point, talentless women becoming overnight status symbols... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus wants her little sister Noah be a breakout music star without feeling a need to react to constant online criticisms. Who needs to hear, hey, you can't sing a lick, or hey, you look like Billy Ray's... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus’ fifteen year old sister posed as a cadaver for a PETA ad which is calling attention to the third biggest problem our country is facing, the dissection of frogs, cats, rats, and pigs for academic purposes. If... READ MORE

It’s not uncommon for the police to receive calls regarding disoriented elderly women and wandering illegal immigrant children who are still confused after walking a thousand miles in homemade sandals. Miley Cyrus called for the police from a fire... READ MORE

BIG BANG THEORY – with the laugh track removed is confusing. How will I know if a joke has been told? They should have a blinking light system in the corner that tells me when to laugh. Green means... READ MORE