Miley Cyrus’ Sister Selling Her Tears For Absurd Price

September 25, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I’m the type of person that rather have a handful of titties than responsibilities. Just having to acknowledge Noah Cyrus’ existence feels like a chore. Matthew McConaughey 7:14 in the New Celebrity Testament states “for the gate to fame... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus’ Sister Swept Off Her Feet By Rapper

August 6, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I feel like there needs to be an official study done to finally determine whether a slut gene exists. And if so, how to properly weed it out with eugenics. At this point, talentless women becoming overnight status symbols... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus Offers Wise Advice

June 22, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Miley Cyrus wants her little sister Noah be a breakout music star without feeling a need to react to constant online criticisms. Who needs to hear, hey, you can't sing a lick, or hey, you look like Billy Ray's... READ MORE

Noah Cyrus Gets Preachy

April 10, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Miley Cyrus’ fifteen year old sister posed as a cadaver for a PETA ad which is calling attention to the third biggest problem our country is facing, the dissection of frogs, cats, rats, and pigs for academic purposes. If... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus Calls the Cops

September 16, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s not uncommon for the police to receive calls regarding disoriented elderly women and wandering illegal immigrant children who are still confused after walking a thousand miles in homemade sandals. Miley Cyrus called for the police from a fire... READ MORE