This Is What North Korea Thinks America Is Like

Aside from the indentured servitude, mass starving and batshit crazy dictators, North Korea could probably be a pretty great place, but we'll never know because those cranky, old white fellas running our country don't want us hanging out over there. However, if Dennis Rodman says it's a cool place, then it has to be cool, because he's had sex with Carmen Electra and that's high class defined. If you're wondering what...

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Finally, It's Dennis Rodman And Kim Jong Un In Video Game Form

With everyone from George Stephanopoulos to David Stern shitting on him, NBA legend Dennis Rodman retreated to his natural element of HPV and Whitesnake songs at a strip club when he returned from North Korea. The Worm has tried to tell people that North Korean dictator and half-man/half-potato Kim Jong Un is a good guy, but that all went to shit this week when Un's lackeys threatened to nuke Washington. "Now that the...

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