This chick isn't a celebrity yet, but I'm guessing she will be soon, because when you're born with 4 legs and 4 arms, people tend to notice. And that's what happened to a little girl in India, probably because they don't believe in Jesus. We tried to warn you, but you wouldn't listen, and now your kid has 8 legs. Surprisingly she will have surgery today to remove her bonus legs and arms, and I say "surprisingly" because, based on my awesome level of racism, I assumed they would love that stuff over there. Cows are like superheroes to them, so you would think a kid who looks just like one of their gods would be cause for celebration. Like if a Christian had a kid with wings. They must not have heard of baseball because this kid would be super rich. She could wear three gloves and swing two bats and run a hundred miles per hour. And she could wear number 8, and jersey sales alone would make like a billion dollars.
GO TO CNN TO WATCH THE VIDEO, then send Brian a dozen roses to thank him for the link.
