O.J. Off The Hook Again And Shit Around The Web

We told you about a knife that was found on O.J. Simpson's old property in 1998 that has just now been examined after a cop took it home for nearly 20 years. It turns out there is no DNA on it. I can't imagine how it could have gotten contaminated after it was taken home... read more

O.J. Knife Found... In 1998

Because cops are fucked up selfish people too, an off duty cop took possession of a big-ass knife unearthed by construction workers in 1998 leveling the former Brentwood home of O.J. Simpson and never reported the knife find to anyone at L.A.P.D. This was just four years... read more

OJ Simpson Is Sad

OJ Simpson is going on a hunger strike in a Nevada prison because he's sad and wants to die. He's currently serving time for a 2008 conviction for kidnapping and robbery, though he's better remembered for slaughtering his ex-wife and the world's most unlucky waiter.... read more

OJ Simpson Asks Obama For Clemency

Mr President, I know my life is coming to an end. Please, don't let me die in prison. I feel the end coming. But I don't want to die in prison like common jailhouse scum. O.J. always did have a way with words. I mean, after his speech and language training. As a college... read more

OJ Simpson Stole The Cookie From The Cookie Jar

Famous murderer and Samsonite salesman OJ Simpson was caught stealing cookies from the prison cafeteria. You'll recall that OJ is serving jail time for armed robbery after he and some armed friends tried to snatch back some OJ memorabilia in Vegas. The report states that... read more

OJ Simpson Looks Like Hell

OJ Simpson was back in court yesterday asking for a retrial of his 2008 conviction for kidnapping and armed robbery, after he and a group of armed men went after two sports memorabilia dealers that OJ had accused of stealing from him. The 65-year old former NFL star is... read more

FOX Is Making An OJ Simpson Miniseries

If I had to rank the lasting horrible legacies of former NFL star and current prison queen OJ Simpson, they would go: 3) Kato Kaelin, 2) Reason that Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian are famous and wealthy, and 1) Guy who didn't kill two people (but probably did). Although... read more

Khloes "dad" speaks from the grave (not literally)

Yesterday, someone other than TMZ said that Robert Kardashian was not the biological father of Khloe Kardashian, so now TMZ has to do everything they can to undermine that, regardless of how ridiculous it looks. Today, in a story about Robert filing to have his second... read more

OJ did or did not confess his murders to Oprah

Oprah Winfrey said last week that she was determined to interview OJ Simpson and get him to finally confess that he murdered Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman on June 12, 1994. Well that was easy. According to the National Enquirer, the interview is set to be filmed after... read more

Thursday headlines, with the return of Dave Chapelle

DAVE CHAPELLE - is creating a new show that will air on a subscription service like Netflix or Hulu, where all the best comedies are found. (the daily) TUPAC - would have been 40 today, and his 1996 murder is still unsolved, but yesterday a man claimed that he was... read more


BOO HOO YOU UGLY BITCH - Nicole Richie and Joel Madden wanted to buy a new house in a gated community in SoCal recently but they were denied by the Homeowners Association, who live in a gated community because of people like Nicole Richie. They said they didn't want to... read more


O.J. Simpson was arrested last night for his involvement in the armed robbery of a sports memorabilia agent. He has been formally charged with two counts of robbery with a deadly weapon, two counts of assault with a deadly weapon, conspiracy to commit a crime and... read more