OJ Not Adapting Well To Life After Lock Up

If I was 70-years-old and on parole I wouldn’t know how to behave myself either. Life at that age after a prison sentence just becomes about drinking and seeing some titties.  read more

O.J. Simpson Living High and Banging Ho's (VIDEO)

If you ever needed a reminder that it's better to be rich and famous than not be a violent psychopath, witness the reaction to O.J. Simpson, released into the wild earlier this month after nine years in the pen. read more

Blac Chyna's Mom Offers to Help O.J. Unleash His Beast

If you didn't know that Blac Chyna had a Dominican mom some teen years older than herself who walks around in revealing catsuits and Tweets crazy street lingo slurs, congratulations. You've contained the useless shit you know. read more

OJ Just Wants To Lay Low

When you believe you can’t beat the case, then manage to challenge the police to a televised high speed race, and still come out first place in criminal court with a not guilty verdict you’re instantly elevated to legend status. For all the wrong reasons of course.  read more

O.J. Parole Creates Unnoticed Victim

The Goldman family was particularly peeved about O.J. Simpson being granted parole at his first shot hearing this past week. Simpson did behead their kid for hitting on his ex-wife. But perhaps nobody suffered more with the Simpson parole decision than Khloe Kardashian. read more

O.J. Simpson Not Written Up for Tugging Old Orenthal

Today's the day we find out if O.J. Simpson will be free to be glib and repetitive in second tier TV interviews for the next five years. O.J. hype is in full swing. It's like the circus came to town, and the sad elephants are back.   read more

O.J. Off The Hook Again And Shit Around The Web

We told you about a knife that was found on O.J. Simpson's old property in 1998 that has just now been examined after a cop took it home for nearly 20 years. It turns out there is no DNA on it. I can't imagine how it could have gotten contaminated after it was taken home... read more

O.J. Knife Found... In 1998

Because cops are fucked up selfish people too, an off duty cop took possession of a big-ass knife unearthed by construction workers in 1998 leveling the former Brentwood home of O.J. Simpson and never reported the knife find to anyone at L.A.P.D. This was just four years... read more

OJ Simpson Is Sad

OJ Simpson is going on a hunger strike in a Nevada prison because he's sad and wants to die. He's currently serving time for a 2008 conviction for kidnapping and robbery, though he's better remembered for slaughtering his ex-wife and the world's most unlucky waiter.... read more

OJ Simpson Asks Obama For Clemency

Mr President, I know my life is coming to an end. Please, don't let me die in prison. I feel the end coming. But I don't want to die in prison like common jailhouse scum. O.J. always did have a way with words. I mean, after his speech and language training. As a college... read more

OJ Simpson Stole The Cookie From The Cookie Jar

Famous murderer and Samsonite salesman OJ Simpson was caught stealing cookies from the prison cafeteria. You'll recall that OJ is serving jail time for armed robbery after he and some armed friends tried to snatch back some OJ memorabilia in Vegas. The report states that... read more

OJ Simpson Looks Like Hell

OJ Simpson was back in court yesterday asking for a retrial of his 2008 conviction for kidnapping and armed robbery, after he and a group of armed men went after two sports memorabilia dealers that OJ had accused of stealing from him. The 65-year old former NFL star is... read more