Mel Gibson has gotten a lot of bad press lately, but finally someone is saying something nice about him. Turns out he made a promise to his girlfriend that he would bury her in their rose garden after she passed away. It’s kind of sweet really, that he would want to keep her so close. And girls go crazy about roses.

Wait, I might not be understanding this. Radar says…

“Mel made a series of serious and violent threats against Oksana,” a source, with direct knowledge of the situation, told RadarOnline.com.
“When things in their relationship started going badly and he made the first threats against her, Oksana decided she needed to protect herself.
“She made the recordings and on one of them, Mel is heard telling Oksana, ‘I will bury you in the rose garden,’ which she believed to be a clear reference to killing her.”

The big question now is will this hurt Mels career. These days, even if you only punch a woman in the face, knock her teeth out, threaten to burn her house down, threaten to kill her, call Mexicans wetbacks, call black people niggers, imply black people prowl the streets in packs looking to rape white woman, drive drunk, and verbally abuse police one time, suddenly you get labeled as a “bad guy”.

Up until now, the story claiming Mel Gibson beat ex girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva was strictly a “he said-she said” kind of thing. You may have noticed this post started with the words words, “up until now…” The Huffington Post says…

Last week a tape recording of Mel Gibson threatening his ex, Oksana Grigorieva, with an ugly, racist rant surfaced and now more tapes start to show the extent of his abuse.
The new content has Mel admitting to hitting Oksana twice while she was holding their baby daughter.
“What kind of a man is that who would hit a woman when she is holding a child in her hands, hitting her twice in the face? What kind of a man is that?” Oksana reportedly cries on tape.
Mel’s response: “You know what? You f**cking deserved it.”

Wow this Mel Gibson must be dumb as a rock. This isn’t a movie. She’s not the narrator establishing the back-story. It was a trick dummy. All those details? It was a trick. The fist 5 minutes of the tape was probably some some version of, “Why don’t you come over here and say that Mel Gibson? Over by these common flowers that I bought at the Plain Flower Store.”

If you’re a public figure, there’s nothing worse for your reputation than to have an ex girlfriend tell the media that you’re a violent sociopath. Actually there’s one thing worse, and that is if you really are a violent sociopath, and she has the pictures to prove it.

(Oksana Grigorieva has) potentially explosive photos that will show her bloodied and bruised after a confrontation with (Mel Gibson).
Grigorieva received two black eyes and had two front teeth knocked out, the source, familiar with the case has told Radar Online.
“You can see Oksana’s two main front teeth were broken and there are bruises all over her face,” said the pal, who has seen the photos.
“They will come out eventually and she is prepared to use them in their court case.”

The only thing I can say in Mels defense is that he’s real religious and a raging alcoholic, and she has dark features and a spooky accent, so maybe one night he was drunk and thought she was a vampire. It’s not the greatest defense in the world or anything, but “superstitious drunk asshole” might be as good as it’s gonna get for this guy.

Everyone should probably say goodbye to Mel Gibson.

Mel Gibson told the mother of his love child that the way she was dressed would get her “raped by a pack of n***ers,” Radar Online has learned exclusively.
Mel’s disgusting words are on audio tape.
Radar has heard the tape, which also includes Mel telling Oksana he will burn down her home.
“You’re an embarrassment to me,” Mel tells her at one point.
“You look like a f***ing pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n***ers, it will be your fault.”
Mel’s profane outbursts are littered with references to Oksana being a “whore” and “c**t”.
In another tirade, Mel tells Oksana: “How dare you act like such a bitch when I have been so f**king nice.”
He warns, “I am going to come and burn the f**king house down… but you will blow me first.”

Okay I can’t lie that last part made me laugh. Say what you will but that racist bastard still knows how to time a joke.

HILARIOUS UPDATE - Colin Quinn on Twitter: “I can’t believe Mel Gibson is so insensitive. It’s NEVER the victims fault when they get raped by a pack of..whoa ..am I missing the point?”

Let me get this straight, Jeff Dunham and Carlos Mencia are huge comedy stars but Colin and Patrice O’Neal aren’t? I don’t know who is responsible for that but fuck you.

Mel Gibson was minding his own business one day, screaming every racist and sexy sexist thing he could think of into his girlfriends voicemail, when suddenly everything went to hell and the next thing you know that little narc is playing the recording for Radar.

So now, with his gold medal winning racism exposed once again, TMZ has turned to another thinly veiled racist for a comment. Jesse Jackson says…

“Mel Gibson’s outburst demonstrates once again that we are far from a society that is ‘beyond race and racism.’ His penchants for anti-Semitic and racist diatribes reveal the actor’s fundamental character flaw.
“He needs help. But as a society we must redouble our efforts to combat racism and eradicate racial inequalities wherever they may exist.”

But what about the sexist parts of Gibsons phone call? Is there any camera whore with zero credibility to address that?

Gloria Allred has just weighed in, calling the statements “the worst kind of racism and sexism.  They clearly demonstrate a woman hating temperament which, in my opinion, is dangerous to women.”

Wow. Really? Jesse Jackson and Gloria Allred? Two of the most reprehensible people in America? Asking me to choose between Mel Gibson and Jackson/Allred is like asking me to choose what color mousetrap to put my dick in. No matter what, the answer is gonna suck.

Back at the end of April, the Sun UK reported that Mel Gibsons commie girlfriend was telling friends she was pregnant.  Then three weeks of nothing, and now today TMZ is saying the same, adding in their report that she is in her second trimester, and also a picture of Ashlee Simpson.  Take that Sun UK!

We’ve learned Mel Gibson’s girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva, is pregnant with his child.  Our sources say Gibson has already told his estranged wife, Robyn, and their children about the news.  By the way, Oksana is living in a house Mel got for her. And guess what else? Until recently, Oksana was living in a house purchased by songwriter/producer David Foster, with whom she also had a relationship.

Wow this bitch really lands on her feet.  David Foster used to be married to Brody Jenners mom.  That dude could make a pile of money and walk to the moon.  Oksana already has one kid, and that kids dad was the James Bond between Roger Moore and Pierce Brosnan.  She keeps dating older but richer men.  Mel better make sure she knows Mr. Burns is just a cartoon.