Finally, I’m Paying Attention to The Great Gatsby

By Lex May 06, 2013 @ 5:31 PM

Olivia Culpo In See Through Dress At Screening Of The Great Gatsby In NYC
Officially, every movie has to be in 3D now. It’s the Hollywood law of sucky films. Even 1920′s bromance tragedies, or comedies, I can’t remember the book that well or much from high school except Don’t Use the Second Floor Boy’s Room and JayJay sells the crack weed. But I’m pretty sure this whole ‘another Gatsby’ spectacle is going to be a horrible waste of time. Except for the cool ENT disease you can pick up from the 3D glasses the last sneezed on.

But, a bright spot. Miss Universe Olivia Culpo showed up to the screening wearing a see-through dress. Finally, a beauty pageant winner who gets how to make the world a better place.

Photo Credit: FameFlynet, INF, PCN, WENN

Miss Rhode Island is the 2012 Miss Universe

By brendon December 20, 2012 @ 4:31 PM

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Olivia Culpo, a 20-year-old sophomore at Boston University and current Miss Rhode Island, became the first American in 15 years to win the Miss Universe pageant last night, when she… uh… won the Miss Universe pageant.

And of course she won. Look at the neckline on her gown, or on this costume that would be kinda patronizing if a foreigner was wearing it. This girl gets it. I know what people like, and what they like is tits.

(image source = getty, wenn)