By Lex April 22, 2014 @ 6:46 PM
Olivia Munn used to be fun. She’s got those Eurasian looks that make dudes assume you could fuck her while watching a ballgame while women see right through her sinister shit and want to slit her yellow throat with an onyx blade while she slumbers. I might be transferring some of my feelings and applying them to the general population as I am apt to do. Either way, I can see her nipple in one of these photos. I wasn’t even trying. I think when she was on G4 and I bought into the whole geeky hot girl next door thing that nipple was gold to me. Now that she’s all network and looking like she had work done and living off the crumbs of coffee cake others leave on the table at Starbuck’s because they assume somebody will clean it, meh, not so much. I’m thinking more about a titty twister for making me watch that first episode of Perfect Couples.
Photo Credit: Allure
By Travis February 17, 2014 @ 11:00 AM
Most actresses don’t seem that friendly or even attractive when they’re greeted at LAX for an early morning flight by fans seeking autographs and photographers with bright, obnoxious flashes, but Olivia Munn didn’t really seem to mind. She also looked effortlessly good for first thing in the morning, which is pretty impressive for an actress that we’ve already seen naked and therefore shouldn’t really care about. But it would still be nice if the TSA would finally tighten down on security in this post-9/11 world and begin using Super Soakers and garden hoses as part of their screening process. You never know what kind of terrors are being hidden from us behind a white t-shirt like that.
Photo Credits: WENN.com
By Lex May 21, 2013 @ 4:19 PM
Olivia Munn photographs well. You can’t see any of the circle or bags or other such shit she’s acquired since leaving G4 and venturing out into the world of mostly really terrible movies and network television. Can’t blame a girl for wanting to get paid. Check out Esquire magazine if you want to pretend to read all the crazy fun stuff Olivia has to say while you mostly just look at her tits.
Photo Credit: Esquire
By Lex May 07, 2013 @ 12:20 PM
Back in the G4 fanboy days, there was no greater gender divisionist than Olivia Munn. Guys all saw her as the cool chick who’d watch an entire ballgame with them and then demand sex as if the game counted as hot foreplay. And women hated her because there’s no way they’d have sex with a guy after three hours of nacho cheese dip, Keystone Light, and another Eagles loss. Just knowing that their guy thought any woman would, pissed them off. I could be wrong because I don’t really know shit about women. But I do know they have nipples (all of them, right?). Olivia Munn showed hers off the other night. I’m going to say that also pleased the guys and got the girls judging her. She can’t win, though she already has.
Photo Credit: PCN
By Lex April 24, 2013 @ 1:14 PM
If you found out there was a list going around that included names the likes of Lena Dunham, North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, and Ariana Huffington, you’d think what I’m thinking — this is a list of people in the world I’d least like to fuck. And you would be right. But it’s also the Time 100 list. It’s supposed to be super influential people. Really inspiring people like Christina Aguilera who has helped countless women to not feel ashamed about looking hammered in public settings. Or the Swedish dude who invented Minecraft so that boys around the world could get even fatter. It’s like Schindler’s List, you want to be on this one.
Photo Credit: PCN, WENN
Last night was The 85th Annual Academy Awards and I’m completely ashamed to say I watched the entire thing. To sum it up, Seth MacFarlane did surprisingly not shitty, Jennifer Lawrence fell down, the Best Director winner was bullshit, Ben Affleck got snubbed, then didn’t and George Clooney kept getting free scotch thrown at him for smiling every time someone joked he banged and/or will bang somebody like nine-year-old Quvenzhané Wallis (Actual Seth MacFarlane joke.) who already had to deal with Daniel Day Lewis demanding she thank him backstage. This shouldn’t fuck a kid up.
(Images of celebs who showed up to last night’s Oscars with varying degrees of cleavage or dumb-looking faces = Getty)