The TIME 100 — 100 What?

By Lex April 24, 2013 @ 1:14 PM

Christina Aquilera At The TIME 100 Gala
If you found out there was a list going around that included names the likes of Lena Dunham, North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, and Ariana Huffington, you’d think what I’m thinking — this is a list of people in the world I’d least like to fuck. And you would be right. But it’s also the Time 100 list. It’s supposed to be super influential people. Really inspiring people like Christina Aguilera who has helped countless women to not feel ashamed about looking hammered in public settings. Or the Swedish dude who invented Minecraft so that boys around the world could get even fatter. It’s like Schindler’s List, you want to be on this one.

Photo Credit: PCN, WENN

Last Night Was The Oscars, Here Are The Boobs That Showed Up

By Photo Boy February 25, 2013 @ 12:30 PM


Last night was The 85th Annual Academy Awards and I’m completely ashamed to say I watched the entire thing. To sum it up, Seth MacFarlane did surprisingly not shitty, Jennifer Lawrence fell down, the Best Director winner was bullshit, Ben Affleck got snubbed, then didn’t and George Clooney kept getting free scotch thrown at him for smiling every time someone joked he banged and/or will bang somebody like nine-year-old Quvenzhané Wallis (Actual Seth MacFarlane joke.) who already had to deal with Daniel Day Lewis demanding she thank him backstage. This shouldn’t fuck a kid up.

(Images of celebs who showed up to last night’s Oscars with varying degrees of cleavage or dumb-looking faces = Getty)

Olivia Munn Responds to Hacked Pics, Swipes at Asian Wang

By author March 12, 2012 @ 3:30 PM

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Olivia Munn decided to parody her alleged hacked cell phone pics by photoshopping a green dong onto a red carpet shot of herself and writing a letter apologizing to SXSW attendees for her absence while simultaneously taking a shit on celebrities doing charity work. I know they say that there’s no such thing as bad PR, but even Charlie Sheen’s rep has to be thinking “Well, my life could be worse.” Included below is another red carpet gallery of Olivia. If you picture big green penises on them all, I swear they’re hilarious.

(Image Source = Getty, Splash News, WENN)

this is not a hacked cell phone picture of Olivia Munn

By brendon March 05, 2012 @ 2:13 PM

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I’m not gonna lie; the whole “leaked cell phone picture” thing is really unseemly, especially when the person seems to be perfectly nice. Like Olivia Munn, who denies being the girl in some pictures that showed up over the weekend. It’s obviously her in the bikini pictures, those are from her twitter or website, but she tweeted that if anyone really did hack her phone, they’d be pretty bored.

Which would mean someone really did their homework. For example:

- This bikini picture, which is real, and this NSFW naked picture, which is reportedly “fake”, were both taken with a Black Berry 9000, which is the phone she uses.

- This picture says “for Chris only”, and her ex boyfriend is Chris Pine. And that set uses the same font as other pictures that she’s written on and posted on her twitter.

- Whoever this girl is, she seems to be wearing the same bra and ring as Olivia Munn, and she’s in the same bathroom as this naked girl.

But that’s not Olivia Munn. She says. And I hope. And who knows, maybe they are fake. For one, the headline picture looks like it was taken in an Ethan Allen showroom, and I bet it’s illegal to go there wearing only lingerie and then invite people to fuck her pussy like they owned it.

PETA probably killed this rabbit

By brendon January 13, 2012 @ 4:38 PM

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Olivia Munn was out promoting her new PETA billboard today, though this time without the little bunny in the ad with her. Probably because PETA already killed it and threw it in a dumpster. Do celebrities understand that these people are fucking crazy? These ads don’t even make any sense. I was against fur before, but now I want it on everything, I want nothing but fur, so Olivia Munn will have no choice but to go naked. It’s gonna be a rabbit apocalypse, all because PETA didn’t think their ad through.

Brett Ratner lied about “banging” Olivia Munn

By brendon November 08, 2011 @ 10:42 AM

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Brett Ratner had a perfectly terrible weekend, and that’s awesome because he’s a shitty director and an asshole and no one deserves success less than he does. Here’s a recap:

FRIDAY: Ratner explained that the reason his movies look like no one bothered to rehearse is because no one bothered to rehearse. Then he added the word “fags”.

“After a screening of his new movie ‘Tower Heist’ at L.A.’s Arclight Cinemas, the director came out for a Q&A, and when asked by the moderator whether he prepares and rehearses with his actors before shooting a scene, Ratner waved his hand dismissively and said, “Rehearsal is for fags.”

To be honest this seems dumb because he obviously wasn’t insulting gay people and he meant “fag” more like the way South Park explained it, but since gay groups are naturally inclined to throw hissyfits, that’s what they did, forcing him to apologize to save his gig producing this years Oscar telecast.

SATURDAY AND SUNDAY: ‘Tower Heist’ sort of tanked at the box office, finishing the weekend in second place with just $24 million, about 11 million less than it was expected to make. On the bright side that’s still 24 million more than a lazy copy of ‘Oceans 11′ except instead of Brad Pitt and Catherine Zeta Jones they have Eddie Murphy flirting with a 1400 pound moonfaced lump should have made.

MONDAY: Ratner admitted he was lying last week when he went on G4 and said he had sex with Olivia Munn. To be specific, what he said was…

“She was hanging out on my set of ‘After the Sunset,’ I banged her a few times, but I forgot her.”

Needless to say she didn’t really appreciate that. No girl would. Trust me, I haven’t been a virgin for months now, I know what a lady looks for in a lover.