As if Maxim magazine wasn’t every nerds bible already, the January issue has fantastically awesome ‘Attack of the Show’ host Olivia Munn on the cover practically naked. The article inside explains that she’s been kidnapped and the only way to save her is to solve a series of riddles on a dangerous quest around your backyard, where instead of magic you use math, and battle will be done by spazzing out and kicking a tree with your eyes closed. At least I assume that’s what the article says. What else would dorks write about?
06.19.2009 I apologize
Yesterday I was throwing a little hissy fit because I thought Playboy was running an old Olivia Munn picture on their July cover, but today they have her pictures online and OH MY FUCKING GOD she looks terrific. She’s not actually naked, but it’s close enough. I’ve actually been working on a plan to make her my girlfriend. Here’s my plan so far: abduct Olivia Munn. Ta-da!
(hq jump = here. image source = playboy cyber club)
06.18.2009 Playboy is deceptive
Nerds love G4 Attack of the Show host Olivia Munn even more than they love debating who would win in a fight, Joss Whedon or JJ Abrahms. They even love her more than they love Yoda, and make no mistake about it, nerds really really really love Yoda. So Playboy is playing with fire this month with Munn as the cover girl. Not only is she not naked inside, but either she only owns one bikini or Playboy just took a pic from her Complex magazine shoot from last February. And they didn’t even take an especially good one.
Playboy did this same kind of thing when they took a Jessica Alba pic from the movie, “The One Where She’s In A Bikini” and used it for their March 2006 cover, and I did this same kind of thing when I scanned this Denise Milani picture and tried to make a lady.
(hq jump = here. uhq of the last alba pic = here)
