Olivia Wilde Is Challenging Us Now

By Travis January 28, 2014 @ 10:00 AM

You wouldn’t think that Olivia Wilde is pregnant just by looking at her, because even though she’s something like 12 months along, she has looked great in almost every situation she’s been spotted in. In fact, it’s almost like she’s playing a game at this point and trying to think up ways that she can make us question whether or not she looks good “for a pregnant woman.” Like yesterday, Olivia stopped to get gas on her way to Pilates in West Hollywood and she was basically asking, “Do I look sexy in this this tank top and with my messy hair pulled back? What about as I’m hunched over squeezing this gas pump handle? And just slumping along on my way to class like this?” And the answer to all the questions is yes, Christ almighty, she still looks great doing anything.

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Olivia Wilde Still Looks Pretty Great

By Travis January 08, 2014 @ 12:00 PM

Jessica Simpson was on Good Morning America yesterday to push Weight Watchers by bragging about how much weight she’s lost since having her second child, which is interesting because she looks about as comfortable as a gay couple at a Duck Dynasty cast party in every picture I’ve seen her in for the last 40 months. Olivia Wilde, on the other hand, is pretty far along in her pregnancy and she still only looks like she had a little too much to eat over the holidays. I know it’s harder for some women to lose weight than it is for others, but given the choice, I think most ordinary women would rather chug an Olivia Wilde stem cell smoothie than choke down another Weight Watchers meal. So get to work on that, science.

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Olivia Wilde Makes Pregnancy Look Easy

By Travis December 17, 2013 @ 12:00 PM

Further proving that she’s possibly the most perfect woman on this planet, Olivia Wilde was out in Los Angeles for lunch yesterday, and you can barely even tell that she’s pregnant. Maybe it’s because of some dark, Satanic secret, or maybe it’s because she’s wearing a baggy shirt and walking toward us, but Olivia still looks pretty incredible for a woman experiencing the physical burdens of pregnancy. Most notably, she doesn’t appear to be experiencing back pains or have any knife scars, but I think that’s more of a statement about the strippers I like and less of a fact about pregnancy.

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Hey There, Amy Adams’s Breasts

By Travis October 14, 2013 @ 11:00 AM

Amy Adams was one of the stars in attendance for the Closing Night Gala presentation of “Her” at the 51st New York Film Festival, and I know this because her tits were there, too. A lot of people are probably going to criticize Amy for walking around with her breasts hanging out at a prestigious event, when she’s such a well-respected actress and all, but I think it was pretty smart. Otherwise, she’d have spent the whole night having people ask her to hold their coats or get them drinks while they tried to convince Olivia Wilde to get comfortable, undo a button and stay a while.

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Hey There, Olivia Wilde’s Side Boob

By Travis September 03, 2013 @ 9:00 AM

Olivia Wilde and a friend were out for a little fun in London last night after the Rush premiere, and as they returned to the hotel, Olivia’s breast was practically hanging out of her jacket. Some people may have been offended by this kind of lewd fashion choice, but I say bravo, Miss Wilde. In the past several months, one outlet named Miley Cyrus the hottest woman on the planet while others have called Kristen Stewart the best dressed female celebrity. But I think that Olivia has made it pretty damn clear that those people are high on meth.

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Olivia Wilde Is Really Good Looking

By Lex August 20, 2013 @ 4:18 PM

Olivia Wilde In Cut Out Dress Arriving At The Late Show In New York
Olivia Wilde is a particularly fetching young lady. I can’t help but feel that if I had a girlfriend who looked like Olivia, I would go out socially far more often. In fact, every night. I’d swing one arm around her in the ownership stance and with the free hand point toward her and call out, ‘yeah, this is the lady I be boning’ to every person we passed. Then Olivia would tell me to stop doing dumb-ass shit like that, I’d tell her to stop being so uptight, then she’d start crying and confess that she slept with the tall handsome guy from my rec basketball team and she’d pack her things and leave. That’s how all my relationships end, but at least I could brag about this one.

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