the Olsen Twins are selling a $55,000 backpack

By brendon December 03, 2012 @ 4:31 PM


Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen are selling 12 backpacks, made of crocodile skin and encrusted with prescription pills (fun fact: Mary Kate was dating Heath Ledger when he overdosed on prescription pills in 2008), as part of their clothing and accessory label named The Row, and they’re selling them for $55,000. Each. Which is at least ten times what I would pay for the actual Olsen Twins. For 55 grand, one of the pills better be a roofie with a map to Marissa Millers bedroom on it.


By brendon August 26, 2007 @ 10:02 AM

Before, I always just figured she looked like a homeless midget.  But then it hit me; the maniacal, wide-set eyes, the big droopy mouth, the gay wizard clothes – she's clearly the long-lost daughter of Steven Tyler from Aerosmith.