Zayn Malik Expendable

If you had a legitimate band and one of the members left you'd start freaking out. If you're a gaggle of twinks who move their lips on cueit's not that big of a deal. Hence, Zayn Malik of One Direction is leaving the group's World Tour due to stress. They will carry on without him because they already sold the tickets. Touring is supposed to be stressful but you deal with it by banging sluts and overdosing. more

Johnny Depp Is Hanging Out With One Direction Now

Johnny Depp has always liked to hang around with rock stars, make cameos in music videos and even perform on some albums, but it looks like the 50-year old's mid-life crisis is getting a little worse than we'd previously thought. Sure, Johnny dresses like he's 17-years old and he's dating a girl who is 23-years younger than him, but hanging out with Zayn from One Direction (right) and Alexander DeLeon (from some more

Harry Styles Let One Direction Eat His Candy Thong (VIDEO)

This video is almost a week old, but it's worth sharing because it's both great to see that idiot kids are still violently hurling random objects at the guys from One Direction at their shows and Harry Styles still isn't fooling anyone. There have always been questions about Harry's preferences, what with his zest for grabbing his bandmates' dicks, so I just don't see why he feels like hiding the truth more

Someone Hit Harry Styles In The Balls With A Shoe

In case you need proof that Scottish people are angry, violent and all-around fantastic, someone at One Direction's show last night in Glasgow hit Harry Styles in the balls with a shoe. The boy band took a break between horrible songs to moisten their female fans' panties, when someone chucked a shoe at the stage. The first throw missed, but the second throw nailed Styles right in his oil checker. Per the NY more