01.15.2010 friday afternoon headlines

TIGER WOODS - is donating $3M in medical care and supplies to help those affected by the earthquake in Haiti, and he may give even more to a similar charity run by Wyclef Jean. In a related story, I got a new cashmere blanket and slept like a little angel last night. Actually I guess those two stories arent that related. (fox sports)

WYCLEF JEAN - Remember that story about Tiger Woods donating money to Wyclefs Jeans charity to help those affected by the earthquake in Haiti? Well it could really enrich a lot of lives, although mostly Wyclefs, because apparently he keeps most of the money for himself. (the smoking gun)

OPIE AND ANTHONY - had celebrity journalist Ian Halperin on the show this morning, and he claims he’s heard the Tiger Woods sex tape. And I don’t mean to brag, but I saw 5 new songs from Kanye, and kicked that Jessica Alba is pregnant again. Look at me everyone, I’m a journalist! (youtube)

CONAN O’BRIEN - is out to salvage what he can from the Tonight Show, so he put it up for sale on craigslist. When Leno saw the ad, he laughed really loud and clapped his hands and said how funny it was, then went behind the scenes and ordered someone to beat up Conans wife. (craigslist)

JENNIFER HAWKINS - is yet another hot Aussie model in a bikini, but unlike Lara, Megan, Erin, and Jessica, Jennifer was in Santa Monica yesterday. The fool doesn’t even know she’s fallen right into my trap. Go ahead my sweet, yell all you want, they can’t hear you in Australia.

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Tags: aussie girls, bikini, conan o brien, jay leno, jennifer hawkins, opie and anthony, tiger woods, wyclef jean |

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12.09.2009 did mtv go too far?

It’s possible this fancy gentleman was offended by a young lady wearing a hat indoors, and in this clip he’s saying, “Madam please remove your hat” in accordance with Jim Nortons Hat Removal Service, but more likely is WHATTHEFUCKWASTHAT!

MTV is getting tons of very justified criticism for their new show “Jersey Shore”, and not just from groups offended by what they consider Italian stereotypes, but because of the preview clip during the closing credits showing female castmate Snookie getting punched in the face. Hard.

Domino’s Pizza has already pulled their ads from the show, and others are threatening to do the same. I’m no PC homo but it’s sort of amazing they would show a clip of a girl getting punched in the face. Although to be fair to the dude I wanted to at least smack her in the head and I was barely even paying attention.

Tags: jersey shore, jim norton, MTV, opie and anthony, Youre Under Arrest |

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11.05.2009 sharon osbourne killed susan boyle (not literally)

Most celebrity interviews suck and no one ever says anything good because most celebrities are functional retards who only got where they are based on being pretty and you would smell hair burning if they ever had a thought.

But put Sharon Osbourne in a studio with Opie and Anthony and Jim Norton, and in less than 2 minutes you’ll get Sharon saying Susan Boyle looks like a “slapped ass”, Norton comparing her hair to a Gene Wilder wig, and Sharon saying God gave Boyle talent but then “hit her with a fuckin ugly stick”.

The youtube for all this is under the cut because Jodie Sweetin and her huge jugs were also on O and A that morning. I was gonna post the video up top and skip this picture altogether, but then at the last minute I remembered I wasn’t gay.

06.28.2009 Victims should not be mocked

I suppose it’s possible that Megan Fox will let you bang her in the ass before midnight tonight, but short of that the most awesome thing that will happen to you all day is when you hear Opie and Anthony (official site here) and the great Patrice O’Neal listen to a now very famous youtube video.

This has astoundingly NSFW language, so keep that in mind if co-workers would object to the sounds of anal rape and then you pounding your desk in uncontrolled spasms of laughter.

Tags: Jimmy Norton, opie and anthony, Patrice O'Neal, Will.I.Am |

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04.24.2008 PAGE SIX IS FAIR, DILIGENT

Yesterday Page Six of the New York Post said that a sex tape featuring Bam Margera and the fiancé of Gregg “Opie” Hughes from the Opie and Anthony radio show was all set to hit the internet. They said…

THE sex-mad "Opie & Anthony" radio show is facing its own carnal comeuppance. Gregg "Opie" Hughes is said to be livid over an X-rated romp starring his stunning blond fiancée, known by her first name, Lindsay, and MTV wildman Bam Margera. A disgruntled ex-employee of the radio duo recently acquired rights to the video from Margera and it's soon to be released on a pay-for-play Web site, reports Steppin' Out's Chaunce Hayden. "They're doing the nasty - and I mean nasty," Hayden says. Apparently, Opie is so distraught, he's banned the name 'Bam' from being mentioned on the show." Hayden says Lindsay was living in Philadelphia, Margera's stomping grounds, when she met him and made the tape "to gain some exposure."

Man, what a sexy story! Except Lindsay has never met Bam Margera, there is no sex tape, Chaunce Hayden – who used to be a part of the Howard Stern show - has admitted he never saw a sex tape, and replace the phrase, “he’s banned the name 'Bam' from being mentioned on the show” with “Bam Margera himself went on the Opie and Anthony show yesterday and said the story is 100 percent untrue” (you can hear the audio of Bam on O and A after the jump). The satellite radio blog Orbitcast (also the source for the picture above) says…

Chaunce Hayden - who was quoted in the Page Six article as saying "They're doing the nasty - and I mean nasty" - amazingly admitted to FMQB yesterday of actually never having seen the video.
The smoking gun was revealed this morning when Bam Margera himself called into the Opie & Anthony show, and denied that the sex tape exists.
"I think it's nonsense… if I filmed it, I filmed it myself. I never even heard of those dudes," said Margera referring to the ex-employee who supposedly bought the rights from Bam.

I'm all for making stuff up, but I'm pretty sure newspapers are at least supposed to pretend to report unbiased facts. Like when they said I hadn’t had sex with a girl in three years. Whatever. 33 months is not “three years”. Jesus, don’t be so dramatic.

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