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afternoon headlines

January 25, 2011 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

NO STRINGS ATTACHED – was the only new movie in theaters this week, and it made 20 million to win a very slow weekend box office. So finally we’ve discovered that people will watch an Ashton Kutcher movie, as... READ MORE

Oprah tried to kill Hugh Jackman

December 15, 2010 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Hugh Jackman rode a zip line from the top of the Sydney Opera House down to the stage where Oprah Winfrey was filming one of her Australia shows today, but then instead of stopping, he crashed into a lighting... READ MORE

Oprah Winfrey and her gay lover went camping

October 5, 2010 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

(NOTE: the picture in the headline is an artists depiction of what this story would look like if it was awesome, as opposed to gross) If there’s one thing that all straight women love, it’s camping, so no wonder... READ MORE

Oprah Winfrey is paying for everything this time (update!)

September 18, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Oprah Winfrey has been ridiculed in the past for her “My Favorite Things” episodes, where she gives her studio audience extravagant gifts, because, among other reasons, they still have to pay taxes on those gifts, the most famous example... READ MORE

Oprah Winfrey is screwing Australia for $3,000,000

September 14, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Oprah Winfrey loves all the free press and adulation she gets when she has her big giveaway show and everyone in the audience gets some amazing gift. What she doesn’t love is being the one that pays for any... READ MORE

“you were a size 4 and people were calling you fat”

March 3, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Jessica Simpson will be on tomorrows Oprah Winfrey show, and she won’t really talk about John Mayer saying how good she is sexually (“I don’t want people to know how I am in bed!”) but she does address the... READ MORE

i dont feel so good

February 26, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

For the past 10 years Kirstie Alley has been in a contest with Mad Cow Disease to see who could put away the most cattle. Because of this, her weight has fluctuated wildly, from 400 pounds all the way... READ MORE

thursday morning headlines

February 18, 2010 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

OPRAH WINFREY – is an idiot. She tried to wipe the birthmark off Drew Brees’ face, saying she thought it was lipstick. More likely she thought it was chocolate. He’s lucky she didn’t bite him. (wonderwall) KRISTIN CAVALLARI –... READ MORE

oprah tore apart jay leno

January 29, 2010 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

The only thing Jay Leno has done right for the past year was hiring Jim Norton as the only source of comedy on Lenos comedy show. Other than that his stupid show was about as fun as getting raped... READ MORE

this is why oprah is quitting her talk show

November 26, 2009 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Well, not specifically this reason. Not because Bar Rafaeli has new bikini pictures in Victorias Secret. But because of girls in general. The Enquirer says… Oprah Winfrey is quitting her show for her BFF Gayle King – and they’re... READ MORE

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