OPRAH WINFREY – had Charla Nash as a guest on her show yesterday. She’s the woman from Connecticut who had her face and hands bitten off by a pet monkey last year. It’s hard to describe what she looks... READ MORE

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER – wrote a letter to the California state assembly yesterday (read it here) after they approved some new plan to give away more free money, and it was all TLDNR, but I somehow feel I got the... READ MORE

JAY LENO IS MOVING TO PRIME TIME – In one of the more staggering Hollywood comebacks you'll ever see, Jay Leno has somehow gone from fired to promoted.  He’s already been replaced as the Tonight Show host by Conan... READ MORE

Oprah Winfreys tubby ass got duped yesterday by a posting on her message board that the savvy team of old fat women who work for her couldn’t crack. Oprah said… "… if you still don’t understand what our children... READ MORE

People magazine says that Oprah Winfrey paid a secret visit Sunday to the private school she owns in South Africa.  Earlier this month it was revealed that one of the teachers had been molesting some of the students. Oprah... READ MORE

Oprah Winfreys shameless "Favorite Things" episode aired today, the famous once-a-year episode where every member of the audience gets everything on Oprah's list.  She pretends these are some awesome gifts from her to her audience, but in reality companies... READ MORE

Oprah Winfrey apparently runs a boarding school in South Africa or something, and it seems one of the teachers molested some kids.  What a sexy school!  Unfortunately it wasn't a dude doing it, because I think "Course Load" would... READ MORE

Oprah Winfrey reportedly invited Britney Spears to appear on her show this week for a tell-all interview and a chance to reinvent herself just before the release of her next album, but sources at Oprahs production company say Britney... READ MORE

I don’t usually count peoples toes, because I’m pretty sure I know what the result is gonna be, but Splash Online apparently does.  And Oprah is apparently some kind of demon.  Polydactylyism (animals with six toes) according to wiki:... READ MORE

TMZ says that Rachael Ray made racist remarks about Oprah Winfrey and attacked Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie while drunk at a restaurant in Los Angeles.  The incident occurred in December of 2005 when Rachel was being promoted by... READ MORE