"Bottle Rocket" is the greatest movie ever, and Wes Anderson is a genius, so I'm pretty excited about his new movie, "The Darjeeling Limited". The trailer hit today and Apple describes it like this:
"An emotional comedy about three brothers re-forging family bonds. The eldest, played by Wilson, hopes to reconnect with his two younger siblings by taking them on a train trip across the vibrant and sensual landscape of India."
God I'm so confused. It's about India so I guess it makes sense that they made Superman Indian, but why is he even in it? And why is he flying around with Spiderman? Are they flying or dancing? And why is Spiderman a girl? Would someone please tell me what the hell is going on!!!
UPDATE - okay so I might have put up the wrong video. It looked about right considering what I knew before hand. I'm not some expert on Indian culture, you know. Try this one instead.
Woody Harrelson got into a violent altercation with bouncers at a Venice Beach bar last week, while out for the night with buddy Owen Wilson. Woody reportedly tried to leave the bar with two glasses of wine in his hands. This is against California law. When the bouncer at the door tried to stop him, Woody sucker-punched him. Another bouncer stepped in but to no avail. The National Enquirer (per cele/bitchy) says:
That started a full-scale brawl in the street, with a second bouncer joining in and wrestling Woody to the ground. Woody punched and scratched the bouncers and gouged a fingernail into one of their faces, just about [sic] the eye, said the bar source. “Blood was streaming down the bouncer’s face, and Woody cut his hand on the broken glass on the sidewalk… Blood was all over the place.” Two California Highway Patrol officers, who were writing a ticket across the street, raced over to stop the fight. “Woody was still flaling away, and the officers ended up cuffing him and putting him in the back of a squad car while they tried to sort out the mess…”
Somehow Woody was not arrested. Owen Wilson was said to have walked across the street when the altercation started and didn’t get involved. Probably because he’s Owen Wilson, and has been wrist deep in more Playmates than boxing gloves. Any 10 year old could probably kick his ass, but then Owen would bang the kids mom. Who’s laughing now, you little punk.
Just a little over two months after separating from husband Chris Robinson, Kate Hudson was seen at the Los Angeles baby store Petit Tresor on Saturday, spending $1500 on baby clothes. Kate has been linked with Owen Wilson ever since the two filmed "You, Me and Dupree" last year and their relationship has been widely credited with the breakup of Kate’s marriage. A source said about her baby shopping spree:
"Kate was shopping alone. She bought 12 pieces including a pink cuddle coat, green frog slippers and a designer leather diaper bag."
How f’d up is Hollywood when a story with infidelity and a shattered family still seems kinda cute and old fashioned. I feel like I should be drinking lemonade. A couple having a child together seems old timey, if only because there's no trips to the end of the earth, to uncharted lands where the leading cause of death is "gorilla". This story would be like the kind of crime where a hot shot crew is assembled and they would tunnel into a bank, whereas Madonna would just walk in with an AK and start blastin.
Jessica Simpson said last week on the Jimmy Kimmel show that her next project is a movie with Luke Wilson called "Blond Ambition" and says she's already bracing herself for the tabloid stories claiming the two are an item. All of which is news to Luke Wilson. MSNBC says:
A rep for Wilson told Star, "This project is in talks." What’s more, a source told the tab, "Luke Wilson will never do a movie with Jessica Simpson."
Unsurprisingly, Jessica's dad Joe is once again the mastermind behind this latest total disaster:
"Joe is telling Jessica he's getting big stars. Joe’s been working on it for months. It’ll end up having a bunch of nobodies if it happens … It’s such a joke. He’s been sending out half-written scripts with personal letters to stars asking them to be in it."
Life has beaten Jess pretty bad lately, and she's been in a few bad relationships, so I'm thinking it may be time to pounce. Like a tiger on a lonely antelope. In this case, an antelope with big tits and pretty hair. This is the best time to make a move on a hot chick who would ordinarily be out of your league. It's like getting a dog from the pound. As long as you don't take a swing at her, you'll pretty much be the best thing that's happened to her in 5 years.
So while rumors run wild that Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are a secret item, and Kate vacations in Maui this week, guess who else just happens to be there? I don’t wanna ruin the surprise, but its Owen Wilson. X17 says:
while we were out taking some shots of Kate attempting to surf, we noticed Owen Wilson throwing the pigskin around on his front lawn! Or rather, we noticed Kate noticing Owen - our photographer reported seeing Kate wave to shore as her surfboard passed by Owen's house!
It's nice to see Owen Wilson slay that dragon named frustration and finally have some luck with the ladies. Especially with someone as cute as Kate Hudson. At least I think that's Kate Hudson. I don't mean to kiss and tell, but it's hard to know with all her clothes on.
The New York Daily News this morning hints - well, says - that the rumored reason for the sudden split of Kate Hudson and her husband of six years Chris Robinson may be because she fell for Owen Wilson during the filming of "You, Me and Dupree". The Gatecrasher column says:
No one this column spoke to late Tuesday alleged any infidelity between the married actress and the noted Hollywood ladies' man. But a source said the two had found common ground and moved closer together during collaboration on the film.
Guh. There's no way this ends well for her. Owen might have seduced Kate, and she might be in love with him, but there's zero chance he remembers which one she is at this point. That dudes been under 1500 hundred Playmates while she's been drawing pictures of him on a skateboard with hearts around his head and writing "Kate Wilson" again and again in her notebook with the unicorn puffy stickers.
