Padma Tits Are What’s For Dinner

By Lex October 06, 2014 @ 10:06 AM

Padma Lakshmi Wears Busty Purple Dress While Walking In NYC
There’s no one recipe for celebrity success. But if I were concocting a formula, I might go for a heap of good looks and a teaspoon or sperm from a billionaire’s brother. Something like that worked for Padma Lakshmi who turned herself into a wealthy New York socialite and host of a cooking show simply by doing what needed to get done. Modern feminists measure victory by defeating men at their own sport. Women who get shit done measure victory by scoreboard. If you dip into your arsenal and find tits and ass, you’re way ahead of the poor shmuck who only finds bow and arrows.

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Richard Gere Is Tantric-ing Padma Lakshmi

By Jack April 22, 2014 @ 12:57 PM

Pretty Woman Richard Gere has apparently been giving it to Top Chef hottie Padma Lakshmi. This in spite of the fact that he is currently in the middle of messily divorcing his wife Carey Lowell, a.k.a. that short haired model chick from Law & Order a decade ago. He was previously married to Cindy Crawford when he was younger and still shoving small woodland mammals up his rectum. Oh, fuck you, Snopes. Through the power of Tibetan meditation and mainlining Viagra directly into his cock the old man has managed to get it up enough to diddle Padma. She used to be married too to fatwa courting author Salman Rushdie before she decided it was best she make a baby with Michael Dell’s brother so she’d have a future. These two opportunistic horny fucks from different generations seem like they belong together. If Richard’s hips hold out during tantric sex with his new lady, and his credit rating exceeds a smart Asian kids SAT Math portion score, there could be a wedding coming soon.

Padma Lakshmi In A Bikini

By Lex December 09, 2013 @ 4:35 PM

Padma Lakshmi In An Orange Bikini At The Beach In Miami
Padma Lakshmi is down in Miami looking for another billionaire to give her a baby. It probably won’t take very long. While Zuckerberg likes his girls a little more aspy, I can see one of the Walton kids or maybe Jeff Bezos on a bender dipping his wick into this hot chef. Billionaires don’t draw nearly as much hot tail as millionaires. One of life’s little ironies I’m expecting never to encounter.

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Padma Lakshmi In A Bikini

By Lex October 08, 2013 @ 3:33 PM

Padma Lakshmi In A Red Bikini At The Beach In Honolulu
Padma Lakshmi may be the cleverest woman on the planet. Forget all the success she’s found being a good looking TV chef. She managed to get two mega rich dudes fighting over who her baby daddy is. First, she told her 70-something financing mogul ‘special friend’ Teddy Forstmann that he was having a little daughter. So he set up a fat trust fund for the kid on his death bed. But, it turned out, she was also nailing Adam Dell, venture capitalist brother of Dell computer founder Michael Dell. Dell’s name came up on the paternity test. So now the kid has Dell money daddy and the trust fund from the dead billionaire ‘special friend to mommy’. I admire the handiwork. It’s like watching Paris Hilton if she had brains.

Here’s Padma in a bikini in Hawaii. How much longer til she hooks her next big fish? Yeah, not much longer.

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Padma Lakshmi Has Swell Boobs

By Lex May 20, 2013 @ 12:33 PM

Padma Lakshmi Out In New York
Sometimes it’s easy to think of Padma Lakshmi only for her professional accomplishments. Successful TV show host, top-selling cookbook author, arranging to be knocked up by billionaire Michael Dell’s brother. None of that happens by accident. It’s easy to overlook the fact that underneath all the career succes, Padma has big knockers. Take a minute to stare at her chest. Make her whole again.

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Maxim is run by queers

By brendon October 13, 2011 @ 4:47 PM


I would have kept my geriatric fantasies to myself if I had them, but Maxim magazine says that fat grandma Paula Dean is the “hottest female TV chef”, beating out international supermodel Padma Lakshmi (pictured).

I will concede that filling out a list like this sounds difficult, but this shit was their idea, not mine, so you’d think they’d at least have a reasonable answer to their own made-up question.

(source = CNN)