Padma Lakshmi In A Bikini

By Lex December 09, 2013 @ 4:35 PM

Padma Lakshmi In An Orange Bikini At The Beach In Miami
Padma Lakshmi is down in Miami looking for another billionaire to give her a baby. It probably won’t take very long. While Zuckerberg likes his girls a little more aspy, I can see one of the Walton kids or maybe Jeff Bezos on a bender dipping his wick into this hot chef. Billionaires don’t draw nearly as much hot tail as millionaires. One of life’s little ironies I’m expecting never to encounter.

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Padma Lakshmi In A Bikini

By Lex October 08, 2013 @ 3:33 PM

Padma Lakshmi In A Red Bikini At The Beach In Honolulu
Padma Lakshmi may be the cleverest woman on the planet. Forget all the success she’s found being a good looking TV chef. She managed to get two mega rich dudes fighting over who her baby daddy is. First, she told her 70-something financing mogul ‘special friend’ Teddy Forstmann that he was having a little daughter. So he set up a fat trust fund for the kid on his death bed. But, it turned out, she was also nailing Adam Dell, venture capitalist brother of Dell computer founder Michael Dell. Dell’s name came up on the paternity test. So now the kid has Dell money daddy and the trust fund from the dead billionaire ‘special friend to mommy’. I admire the handiwork. It’s like watching Paris Hilton if she had brains.

Here’s Padma in a bikini in Hawaii. How much longer til she hooks her next big fish? Yeah, not much longer.

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Padma Lakshmi Has Swell Boobs

By Lex May 20, 2013 @ 12:33 PM

Padma Lakshmi Out In New York
Sometimes it’s easy to think of Padma Lakshmi only for her professional accomplishments. Successful TV show host, top-selling cookbook author, arranging to be knocked up by billionaire Michael Dell’s brother. None of that happens by accident. It’s easy to overlook the fact that underneath all the career succes, Padma has big knockers. Take a minute to stare at her chest. Make her whole again.

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Maxim is run by queers

By brendon October 13, 2011 @ 4:47 PM

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I would have kept my geriatric fantasies to myself if I had them, but Maxim magazine says that fat grandma Paula Dean is the “hottest female TV chef”, beating out international supermodel Padma Lakshmi (pictured).

I will concede that filling out a list like this sounds difficult, but this shit was their idea, not mine, so you’d think they’d at least have a reasonable answer to their own made-up question.

(source = CNN)

i wish sandler was my friend

By brendon June 17, 2010 @ 2:10 PM

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A few weeks ago David Spade was in Vegas, three rows back at UFC 114, Rampage vs. Evans, one of the biggest fights in a long time. Four days after that he was right behind the Lakers bench for game 2 of the NBA Finals in LA, so close in fact that Laker coach Phil Jackson yelled at him and Chris Rock for talking. And last night he went to Koi in West Hollywood with international supermodel and ‘Top Chef’ host Padma Lakshmi. Point being, David Spade and his wonderful/completely undeserved life can go fuck themselves.

(source = pacific coast news)