By Lex January 30, 2015 @ 11:43 AM
The Top Chef hostess posted a bikini picture of herself on Instagram announcing that her friend says it looks like she has a cock in her bikini bottoms. She added the caveat that her friend is gay so he sees cock everywhere. That’s a lot of information for one bikini picture. Also, I see the cock too. Maybe she shouldn’t have posted this one. There has to be a reason why billionaires keep banging her. Millionaires have sex with high maintenance celebrities they regret almost immediately. Billionaires employ attractive orphans that nobody will miss after they grow tired of them. But a hot Indian girl with a fat shlong who knows how to cook. I can see a Dell brother deciding that’s worth a portion of the empire.
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By Lex November 10, 2014 @ 6:09 AM
Ever since Alec Baldwin stopped gay hazing paparazzi and became super fucking boring, the horde of unwashed camera masses been swarming other lesser celebrities in New York. Padma Laskshmi could barely get to the car that takes her to the gym without running a gauntlet of photographers snapping photos of her well conditioned 40-something mom body. A zombie attack is a horrible time to realize you accidentally forgot to zip up your hoodie. Must get these tits to the gym. But Johnny has the keys.
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By Lex October 31, 2014 @ 9:49 AM
Damn if The AIDS charity events aren’t just bringing out the best in all of us. The Keep a Child Alive ball was the sight of so much celebrity tits last night, four gay men who would otherwise have had unprotected sex in the coat room got confused and perhaps saved a life. I don’t need to repeat myself on how effective boobs are in raising money. That goes for charities, doctor’s offices pharmaceutical sales, and grade school dunk tank fundraisers. They just make a man feel generous. The event itself honored the artistic director of Givenchy for donating thousands of silk scarf irregulars to the Congo to be used as prophylactics during higher risk forced intercourse in the bush. Also, open bar. Enough said.
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By Lex October 06, 2014 @ 10:06 AM
There’s no one recipe for celebrity success. But if I were concocting a formula, I might go for a heap of good looks and a teaspoon or sperm from a billionaire’s brother. Something like that worked for Padma Lakshmi who turned herself into a wealthy New York socialite and host of a cooking show simply by doing what needed to get done. Modern feminists measure victory by defeating men at their own sport. Women who get shit done measure victory by scoreboard. If you dip into your arsenal and find tits and ass, you’re way ahead of the poor shmuck who only finds bow and arrows.
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By Jack April 22, 2014 @ 12:57 PM
Pretty Woman Richard Gere has apparently been giving it to Top Chef hottie Padma Lakshmi. This in spite of the fact that he is currently in the middle of messily divorcing his wife Carey Lowell, a.k.a. that short haired model chick from Law & Order a decade ago. He was previously married to Cindy Crawford when he was younger and still shoving small woodland mammals up his rectum. Oh, fuck you, Snopes. Through the power of Tibetan meditation and mainlining Viagra directly into his cock the old man has managed to get it up enough to diddle Padma. She used to be married too to fatwa courting author Salman Rushdie before she decided it was best she make a baby with Michael Dell’s brother so she’d have a future. These two opportunistic horny fucks from different generations seem like they belong together. If Richard’s hips hold out during tantric sex with his new lady, and his credit rating exceeds a smart Asian kids SAT Math portion score, there could be a wedding coming soon.
By Lex December 09, 2013 @ 4:35 PM
Padma Lakshmi is down in Miami looking for another billionaire to give her a baby. It probably won’t take very long. While Zuckerberg likes his girls a little more aspy, I can see one of the Walton kids or maybe Jeff Bezos on a bender dipping his wick into this hot chef. Billionaires don’t draw nearly as much hot tail as millionaires. One of life’s little ironies I’m expecting never to encounter.
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