Pam Anderson’s Breasts Will Appear in Baywatch Movie And Shit Around The Web

April 26, 2016 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Pamela Anderson originally said she had no interest in being a part of the Baywatch film. Which is bankruptcy speak for, double that offer and I’ll be there at 6am in my red swimsuit with my tits and bush waxed.... READ MORE

Pam Anderson Hep C Free Vag Is Back And Shit Around The Web

November 14, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Pamela Anderson is taking her shiny new liver out for a spin and partying hard. If you bang her hard enough, I bet you can still shake loose some old Hep. She looks like a stripper granny. (TMZ) Maite Perroni poses... READ MORE

Kid Rock Skins Otters And Shit Around The Web

February 27, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Kid Rock used to dip his wick in vegan PETA member Pam Anderson but now he flaunts an otter skin coat because he fucking can. This is America. We kill otters when we need to, we kill them when... READ MORE

Pamela Anderson Divorces Again

February 13, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There comes a time when you just know your marriage is over. It’s about five minutes after you realize you’re broke and your unemployed husband is forever moments away from blowing his sex tape money on his next poker weekend.... READ MORE

Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon Divorcing Again

July 9, 2014 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Put me in the camp of hopeless romantics that thought broke Pam Anderson and her second quickie marriage to occasional poker player and sex tape director Rick Salomon was going to work out. Pam even FedExed her kids back... READ MORE

Pamela Anderson Rides Off Into the Sunset

June 9, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Zombie attack plans are great. Natural disaster evacuation plans definitely a good idea. But if you want a real measure of safety and you happen to be a former pinup girl, get yourself a post 40-plan and get it... READ MORE

Pamela Anderson Has Shorter Hair, Smaller Boobs, and Panties, Everything is Different

March 6, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Pam Anderson has made the classic mistake of thinking that people will love her even more if she eliminates the few things people love about her. Or, maybe she’s just decided to start loving herself, which is great. This... READ MORE

Pam Anderson Strips For Her Dog (VIDEO)

February 18, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Pamela Anderson will do anything to make life better for our animal friends. Now that she’s chopped off her hair and reduced the size of her tits, removing two of her two most popular features, she can focus more... READ MORE

Pam Anderson Pleases Men

August 17, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s great how two soul mates can get back together after years of being apart and having sex on camera and making babies and contracting diseases from scores of other people and it’s like they were never apart at... READ MORE