By Lex March 05, 2014 @ 1:47 PM
Pam Anderson has made the classic mistake of thinking that people will love her even more if she eliminates the few things people love about her. Or, maybe she’s just decided to start loving herself, which is great. This would explain why she’s remarried Rick Salomon, the steadily unemployed Paris Hilton banging filmmaker she previously married in Vegas for about an hour. He’s a catch. She also shorn her hair to model Mia Farrow and Anne Heche during their particularly crazy years. It’s all coming together in one giant I’m-finally-starting-to-love-myself cuckoo’s nest for Pam. She’s even wearing underwear now to let you know she listened to her mom’s advice about having a clean pair because you never know when you’ll be hit by the bus dispatched to take you to the asylum.
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By Lex February 17, 2014 @ 6:54 PM
Pamela Anderson will do anything to make life better for our animal friends. Now that she’s chopped off her hair and reduced the size of her tits, removing two of her two most popular features, she can focus more thoroughly on her profound causes. Like saving critters from the horrors of their assigned place in the ecosystem. To help promote her cause, Pam made a Valentine’s video that strongly suggests she’s having sex with her dog. I could be reading into it, but I’m pretty sure Monsieur Brando is about to get his doggy dick into a little Canadian trim. I don’t know if Pam’s new husband, the unemployed poker player who banged Paris Hilton in her sex tape, is going to approve. He seems pretty traditional. But it’s all for a righteous cause. Save the lab rats. By fucking dogs. I get it. Good on you, Pam Anderson.
By Lex August 16, 2013 @ 3:58 PM
It’s great how two soul mates can get back together after years of being apart and having sex on camera and making babies and contracting diseases from scores of other people and it’s like they were never apart at all. Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon are in Hawaii celebrating the tenth anniversary of neither of them having a job and to rekindle the passion fire that led them to be married for several hours at one time in their lives. It really was romantic. Especially when Pamela performed her underwater fellatio trick for Rick and as many other men as it took to pay for their hotel room for the night.
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By Lex July 08, 2013 @ 4:55 PM
Like taking Rick Salomon back into her life. After a couple years dedicated strictly to getting supremely loaded and waking up in strange houses, Pam has reconciled with Rick Salomon, the thrice married, unemployed poker playing rich kid lounge-about To be fair, one of those marriages was to Pam herself for a week or something. He was never married to Paris Hilton though he did famously film himself banging her in the dark. That’s pretty much his lone worthy film credit. But he somehow talks the fucked up hot ladies out of their drawers. And all men know that is something of a skill. Still, if I were their two dogs, I wouldn’t get two familiar with each other.
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By Jack June 05, 2013 @ 1:03 PM
Breast beast and champion felator Pam Anderson’s new ad for a British web hosting ad has been pulled off the air…for sexism. In the commercial, (the campaign seems awfully familiar to Godaddy.com’s T&A aesthetic), Pam is an executive that encourages her underling to show more boob. The guys at the board meeting then envision the two of them dancing in bikinis while covered in suds and cream. Subtle. Sounds awesome, right? Well, some uptight Brits didn’t think so and they complained that the commercials were demeaning to women and reverted to semi-porn and sexism to sell web domains and the ad was yanked off the air. What is most confusing is that British TV generally shows much more tits, ass, and general profanity than we do on our network TV. I know they like that shit. I grew up on Benny Hill and that was nothing but a fat old guy messing with chicks in bikinis. We saved their asses in WWII and now they’re spitting on our American tits. Learn some appreciation, England.
By Lex May 31, 2013 @ 4:17 PM
I don’t know. Maybe it’s the missing years of booze and partying. No signs of the deep seeded desperation from bankruptcy and foreclosures. A complete absence of the angst of hitting the end of the blonde bombshell production line. A lot seems to be missing from these Mario Testino photos of Pamela Anderson for Vogue Brazil. But, he kept the boobs, which was nice.
Photo Credit: Vogue Brasil