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Pam Anderson's Breasts Will Appear in Baywatch Movie And Shit Around The Web

PamelaAnderson originally said she had no interest in being a part of the Baywatch film. Which is bankruptcy speak for, double that offer and I'll be there at 6am in my red swimsuit with my tits and bush waxed. Done deal. I look forward to seeing some old friends on screen. (The Superficial) Lando Calrissian is going back to hawking Colt 45. (TMZ) Eva Biechy gets naked in bed. (Egotastic All-Stars) Alessandra Ambrosio...read more

Pam Anderson Hep C Free Vag Is Back And Shit Around The Web

Pamela Andersonis taking her shiny new liver out for a spin and partying hard.If you bang her hard enough, I bet you can still shake loose some old Hep. She looks like a stripper granny. (TMZ) Maite Perroni poses in lingerie with Star Wars stormtroopers. (Last Men On Earth) Candice Swanepoel in a thong makes my heart go pitter pat. (The Superficial) Karla Souza bikinis in the pages of GQ Mexico. (Drunken Stepfather)...read more

Kid Rock Skins Otters And Shit Around The Web

Kid Rock used to dip his wick in vegan PETA member Pam Anderson but now he flaunts an otter skin coat because he fucking can. This is America. We kill otters when we need to, we kill them when we don't. Fuck the otters. They'd do the same to us if they could. Read all about Kid Rock's subtle pro-dead things message. (TMZ) Miley Cyrus hates bras because Miley Cyrus. (Egotastic) Kim Kardashian wears a black doilie in...read more

Pamela Anderson Divorces Again

There comes a time when you just know your marriage is over. It's about five minutes after you realize you're broke and your unemployed husband is forevermoments away from blowing his sex tape money on his next poker weekend. That's how it goes for most couples at least. Pamela Anderson filed for divorce from Rick Salomon once again, citing the fact that he'slazy and has a shitty beardand while she can still have sex...read more

Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon Divorcing Again

Put me in the camp of hopeless romantics that thought broke Pam Anderson and her second quickie marriage to occasional poker player and sex tape director Rick Salomon was going to work out. Pam even FedExed her kids back from the boarding school they attend 15,000 nautical miles away to pretend they were super happy Rick was plugging their mom again. There were all those vacation photos with Pam and Rick underwater...read more

Pam Anderson Looking Chesty At The 60th Taormina Film Festival

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Pamela Anderson Rides Off Into the Sunset

Zombie attack plans are great. Natural disaster evacuation plans definitely a good idea. But if you want a real measure of safety and you happen to be a former pinup girl, get yourself a post 40-plan and get it now. You don't want to arrive at the age when the world is no longer tossing nickels in the bucket to see your titties with nothing but a blank look and the precursors for ass cancer. Unless you kept all those...read more

Pamela Anderson Has Shorter Hair, Smaller Boobs, and Panties, Everything is Different

Pam Anderson has made the classic mistake of thinking that people will love her even more if she eliminates the few things people love about her. Or, maybe she's just decided to start loving herself, which is great. This would explain why she's remarried Rick Salomon, the steadily unemployed Paris Hilton banging filmmaker she previously married in Vegas for about an hour. He's a catch. She also shorn her hair to model...read more

Pam Anderson Strips For Her Dog (VIDEO)

Pamela Anderson will do anything to make life better for our animal friends. Now that she's chopped off her hair and reduced the size of her tits, removing two of her two most popular features, she can focus more thoroughly on her profound causes. Like saving critters from the horrors of their assigned place in the ecosystem. To help promote her cause, Pam made a Valentine's video that strongly suggests she's having...read more

Pam Anderson Pleases Men

It's great how two soul mates can get back together after years of being apart and having sex on camera and making babies and contracting diseases from scores of other people and it's like they were never apart at all. Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon are in Hawaii celebrating the tenth anniversary of neither of them having a job and to rekindle the passion fire that led them to be married for several hours at one...read more

Pamela Anderson Makes Great Decisions

Like taking Rick Salomon back into her life. After a couple years dedicated strictly to getting supremely loaded and waking up in strange houses, Pam has reconciled with Rick Salomon, the thrice married, unemployed poker playing rich kidlounge-about To be fair, one of those marriages was to Pam herself for a week or something. He was never married to Paris Hilton though he did famously film himself banging her in the...read more

Pam Anderson Is A Hot Sexist Domain Pig (VIDEO)

Breast beast and champion felator Pam Anderson's new ad for a British web hosting ad has been pulled off the air...for sexism. In the commercial, (the campaign seems awfully familiar to Godaddy.com's T&A aesthetic), Pam is an executive that encourages her underling to show more boob. The guys at the board meeting then envision the two of them dancing in bikinis while covered in suds and cream. Subtle. Sounds...read more

Pam Anderson Looks Different

I don't know. Maybe it's the missing years of booze and partying. No signs of the deep seeded desperation from bankruptcy and foreclosures. A complete absence of the angst of hitting the end of the blonde bombshell production line. A lot seems to be missing from these Mario Testino photos of Pamela Anderson for Vogue Brazil. But, he kept the boobs, which was nice. Photo Credit: Vogue Brasilread more

Pam Anderson should dress more age appropiate

I bet you'd be surprised to learn that a 44-year-old mother of two who spent the last two decades in the sun and rarely worked out can still wear super short shorts with a backless top and still look great. Especially since Pam Anderson tried to do it in Monaco yesterday and failed horribly. (image source = inf and bauer griffin)read more

Pam Anderson still looks sorta ok in a bikini

Pam Anderson is in Hawaii with her grabby new boyfriend Jon Rose, and just in case the phrase "Pam Anderson in a bikini" still conjures up good memories, you need to know that the banner picture was selectively chosen so as not to startle anyone. And that she's 44 now, with two kids, and she's spent the last 20 years laying in the sun all day then getting drunk and injected with STD's all night. Then not washing the...read more