By Lex July 09, 2014 @ 10:35 AM
Put me in the camp of hopeless romantics that thought broke Pam Anderson and her second quickie marriage to occasional poker player and sex tape director Rick Salomon was going to work out. Pam even FedExed her kids back from the boarding school they attend 15,000 nautical miles away to pretend they were super happy Rick was plugging their mom again. There were all those vacation photos with Pam and Rick underwater boning that played like a photo carrousel for True Love. But, nay. I guess there were irreconcilable differences related to Rick noticing her mail pile full of those collection agency red-letter envelopes. Six months was commitment enough. It is their new record. In the end, we can only hope this doesn’t discourage other middle-aged damaged alcoholic single parents to seek solace in casual marriages to one another. Also that Rick shot some new footage.
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By Lex June 16, 2014 @ 10:56 AM
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By Lex June 09, 2014 @ 12:03 PM
Zombie attack plans are great. Natural disaster evacuation plans definitely a good idea. But if you want a real measure of safety and you happen to be a former pinup girl, get yourself a post 40-plan and get it now. You don’t want to arrive at the age when the world is no longer tossing nickels in the bucket to see your titties with nothing but a blank look and the precursors for ass cancer. Unless you kept all those bottles you emptied since twenty, you’re probably sitting on the edge of broke and and wondering why Purina doesn’t make a vegan option. Or, like Pam Anderson, sitting on the bike boner of your second go-round with part-time poker player and self-described movie producer Rick Salomon. Obama’s got nothing in his Great and Powerful Oz bag for you, sister. Get yourself to Bahrain and milk some last ditch honey from the Middle East while you still have time. If not for you, then for your kids who aren’t so old that they don’t need your post cards sent to their boarding schools once a month to let them know mommy and that dude who filmed himself having sex with Paris Hilton are thinking of them.
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By Lex March 05, 2014 @ 1:47 PM
Pam Anderson has made the classic mistake of thinking that people will love her even more if she eliminates the few things people love about her. Or, maybe she’s just decided to start loving herself, which is great. This would explain why she’s remarried Rick Salomon, the steadily unemployed Paris Hilton banging filmmaker she previously married in Vegas for about an hour. He’s a catch. She also shorn her hair to model Mia Farrow and Anne Heche during their particularly crazy years. It’s all coming together in one giant I’m-finally-starting-to-love-myself cuckoo’s nest for Pam. She’s even wearing underwear now to let you know she listened to her mom’s advice about having a clean pair because you never know when you’ll be hit by the bus dispatched to take you to the asylum.
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By Lex February 17, 2014 @ 6:54 PM
Pamela Anderson will do anything to make life better for our animal friends. Now that she’s chopped off her hair and reduced the size of her tits, removing two of her two most popular features, she can focus more thoroughly on her profound causes. Like saving critters from the horrors of their assigned place in the ecosystem. To help promote her cause, Pam made a Valentine’s video that strongly suggests she’s having sex with her dog. I could be reading into it, but I’m pretty sure Monsieur Brando is about to get his doggy dick into a little Canadian trim. I don’t know if Pam’s new husband, the unemployed poker player who banged Paris Hilton in her sex tape, is going to approve. He seems pretty traditional. But it’s all for a righteous cause. Save the lab rats. By fucking dogs. I get it. Good on you, Pam Anderson.
By Lex August 16, 2013 @ 3:58 PM
It’s great how two soul mates can get back together after years of being apart and having sex on camera and making babies and contracting diseases from scores of other people and it’s like they were never apart at all. Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon are in Hawaii celebrating the tenth anniversary of neither of them having a job and to rekindle the passion fire that led them to be married for several hours at one time in their lives. It really was romantic. Especially when Pamela performed her underwater fellatio trick for Rick and as many other men as it took to pay for their hotel room for the night.
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