By Jack February 26, 2015 @ 12:00 PM
Kid Rock used to dip his wick in vegan PETA member Pam Anderson but now he flaunts an otter skin coat because he fucking can. This is America. We kill otters when we need to, we kill them when we don’t. Fuck the otters. They’d do the same to us if they could.
Read all about Kid Rock’s subtle pro-dead things message. (TMZ)
Miley Cyrus hates bras because Miley Cyrus. (Egotastic)
Kim Kardashian wears a black doilie in London. (Huffington Post)
Alyssa McGoogan wants to show you her tits and muff. (Drunken Stepfather)
Toochi Kash uses her unbelievable ass to sell expensive water. (Hollywood Tuna)
I would like to be the meat in an Elsa Hosk/Alessandra Ambrosio sandwich. (Popoholic)
By Lex February 12, 2015 @ 12:20 PM
There comes a time when you just know your marriage is over. It’s about five minutes after you realize you’re broke and your unemployed husband is forever moments away from blowing his sex tape money on his next poker weekend. That’s how it goes for most couples at least. Pamela Anderson filed for divorce from Rick Salomon once again, citing the fact that he’s lazy and has a shitty beard and while she can still have sex while wasted, it’s nearly impossible for him. Pam’s asking for spousal support in an amount to keep her current in Lotto scratchers and a truck stop hooker’s amount of mascara. The last time she filed papers Salomon romanced her with a Smirnoff colonic and she withdrew the papers. She seems committed this time, terms dependent.
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By Lex July 09, 2014 @ 10:35 AM
Put me in the camp of hopeless romantics that thought broke Pam Anderson and her second quickie marriage to occasional poker player and sex tape director Rick Salomon was going to work out. Pam even FedExed her kids back from the boarding school they attend 15,000 nautical miles away to pretend they were super happy Rick was plugging their mom again. There were all those vacation photos with Pam and Rick underwater boning that played like a photo carrousel for True Love. But, nay. I guess there were irreconcilable differences related to Rick noticing her mail pile full of those collection agency red-letter envelopes. Six months was commitment enough. It is their new record. In the end, we can only hope this doesn’t discourage other middle-aged damaged alcoholic single parents to seek solace in casual marriages to one another. Also that Rick shot some new footage.
Photo Credit: AKM-GSI,Purple Magazine
By Lex June 16, 2014 @ 10:56 AM
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By Lex June 09, 2014 @ 12:03 PM
Zombie attack plans are great. Natural disaster evacuation plans definitely a good idea. But if you want a real measure of safety and you happen to be a former pinup girl, get yourself a post 40-plan and get it now. You don’t want to arrive at the age when the world is no longer tossing nickels in the bucket to see your titties with nothing but a blank look and the precursors for ass cancer. Unless you kept all those bottles you emptied since twenty, you’re probably sitting on the edge of broke and and wondering why Purina doesn’t make a vegan option. Or, like Pam Anderson, sitting on the bike boner of your second go-round with part-time poker player and self-described movie producer Rick Salomon. Obama’s got nothing in his Great and Powerful Oz bag for you, sister. Get yourself to Bahrain and milk some last ditch honey from the Middle East while you still have time. If not for you, then for your kids who aren’t so old that they don’t need your post cards sent to their boarding schools once a month to let them know mommy and that dude who filmed himself having sex with Paris Hilton are thinking of them.
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By Lex March 05, 2014 @ 1:47 PM
Pam Anderson has made the classic mistake of thinking that people will love her even more if she eliminates the few things people love about her. Or, maybe she’s just decided to start loving herself, which is great. This would explain why she’s remarried Rick Salomon, the steadily unemployed Paris Hilton banging filmmaker she previously married in Vegas for about an hour. He’s a catch. She also shorn her hair to model Mia Farrow and Anne Heche during their particularly crazy years. It’s all coming together in one giant I’m-finally-starting-to-love-myself cuckoo’s nest for Pam. She’s even wearing underwear now to let you know she listened to her mom’s advice about having a clean pair because you never know when you’ll be hit by the bus dispatched to take you to the asylum.
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