Seriously. Are you serious? Isn’t this joke about over? Apparently not. The Sun says…
The 42-year-old looked ravishing in a barely-there silver swimsuit modelling for the RICHIE RICH A-Muse Autumn/Winter 2010 collection in New York.
The mum-of-two dazzled fans on the runway as she strutted her stuff - leaving little to the imagination.
And the plunging neckline gave a whole new meaning to the word cleavage.
Well, I’m pretty sure that’s still the old meaning but whatever. I at least take comfort that she was at a fashion show. At this point it seems just as likely she did this at her kids graduation or something.
BIG BANG THEORY - with the laugh track removed is confusing. How will I know if a joke has been told? They should have a blinking light system in the corner that tells me when to laugh. Green means laugh, Yellow means it’s time to catch your breath from laughing, and Red means to put on your laughing hat because another big joke is comin’ down the tracks. (you tube)
PAM ANDERSON - will be a contestant on the next season of ‘Dancing With the Stars’, and for the first few weeks all her dancing will be set to ‘Pour Some Sugar On Me’. She’ll save ‘Slave 4 U’ and ‘Can A Nigga Get A Table Dance’ until she needs to really show the judges what she can do. (radar)
NOAH CYRUS - is not part of a lingerie line for little kids, despite that story being everywhere yesterday. The company allegedly behind this actually makes ballet dresses for little girls, which is essentially the same thing, except now your disgusting erotic fantasy is set to romantic music and feels kind of classy. (cnbc)
Last week, Pam Anderson did an in-store promotional appearance at the Virgin Records on Sunset the Apple Store on 5th Avenue the Rite Aid drug store in Nerbeth, Pennsylvania. “How degrading,” said a girl who stars in porn movies where guys pee on her.
The good news is that Pam was in Miami last night for a well promoted fashion show inside a trendy South Beach nightclub, just the thing she needed to heal her wounded pride. That bad news is that the 20 fans who showed up didn’t heal a god damn thing. The Daily Mail says…
With a new fashion line to plug, Pamela Anderson was hoping to get as much publicity as possible.
But despite showcasing the designs herself in the tiniest of little black dresses in a chic Miami nightclub, her fashion show failed to bring in the crowds last night.
The former Baywatch star, 41, was left red-faced when only 20 people were there to greet her as she turned up to the Play venue to watch her A*Muse fashion show.
By all accounts Pam is one of the nicest people in the world, but that’s embarrassing and it’s her own fault for still whoring around with a bunch of weirdos at age 41. “20 people embarrassed to be in this dark and empty cavernous space” would also be a good way to describe the guys who have had sex with Pam so far this year.
It’s surprising that Richie Rich isn’t the most popular fashion designer in the world. He has such amazing clothes. Like this outfit Pam Anderson wore yesterday in Miami to promote their fashion line ‘Amuse’. He took a bathing suit out of her closet, then marked her vagina with crime scene tape and had her hold up a scary clown mask. Hopefully girls will print some of these out so they can go to the bikini store and tell the sales clerk, “I’d like to look like the terrifying woman in this picture please.”
Pam Anderson “shocked” the Hollywood Style Awards over the weekend because she had some unknown 9-year-old girl at her feet all night, holding up her dress and sitting at her feet like a dog.
One guest told Page Six, “People were genuinely shocked.
“She didn’t even have her own seat and had to sit at Pamela’s feet, where people nearly stepped on her to get to the stage. The girl looked uncomfortable and kept tugging on her dress to get her attention, but Pamela waved her away.
Pamela was telling people it was her daughter,” the attendee said. “And, after she presented David LaChapelle with an award onstage, she shouted ‘daughter’ in front of the whole auditorium, and slapped her leg like she was calling a puppy. The girl rushed up to grab her train.”
Just once it would be nice to hear about someone in Hollywood who wasn’t completely fucking insane. You can’t use kids as tiny slaves. That’s why I use midgets. I’m 6′5″, so it’s just more practical to have someone down there to pick up food that I drop or balance my drink on their head. I’m a big star, I cant be bending over all day to tie my shoes or pick up change.
JUDE LAW - will not see his newborn daughter until Christmas. He barely knew the mother of course, and she lives in Florida now, but Jude will be working in New York for the next few months. If only there was some way to get from New York to Florida, but how?!? Legend says dragons guard the skies overhead, and monsters rule the seas! (ok)
PAM ANDERSON - is broke apparently. She owes various contractors over 1.2 million dollars for construction work and hauling off old debris. Surprisingly that doesn’t refer to plastic surgery, but actual construction work she had done on her house. (star)
JESSICA BIEL - will go to Africa and climb Mt. Kilimanjaro in January to raise awareness about the need for clean water worldwide. Didn’t Rome have clean running water like 3000 years ago? Are the countries who can’t even filter water yet really worth saving? What’s the goal for the year 2500? Shoes? (ap)
AUDRINA PATRIDGE - was at Bardot in LA last night, and somehow shoe-horned her huge rack into a dress that fit like it was a tattoo. It’s why she’s one of the greatest women to have ever lived. (hq jump here. source = wenn)
