Barely four months ago, Pamela Anderson said about her engagement to Kid Rock:
"I'm finally getting remarried … Well my miracle came and went. And came back and came back because he knew that I'd wake up one day and realize that I was waiting for nothing. I'm moving on … I feel like I'm finally free … I'm in love. I'm happy."
Today, TMZ says:
Pamela Anderson has filed for divorce from husband Kid Rock. Anderson, who is represented by celebrity hotshot lawyer Neal Hersh, cited irreconcilable differences.
Love is a funny thing. It can hit you so hard it leaves you dizzy and with stars in your eyes, then it takes you to new places where you feel things you never thought possible. Wait, no. I'm thinking of rapists. What was the question again?
US magazine says Pamela Anderson suffered a miscarriage late last week while working in Vancouver. Anderson, 39, is not believed to have been very far long with her third child, the first with new husband Kid Rock, 35. Us says:
The source confirms that the actress did not go to the hospital to be treated, but instead had a doctor come to her to determine the miscarriage. The stress and the pressure of her rigorous filming schedule is believed to have caused the miscarriage. “She will keep trying. She really wants another baby with Bob,” says the source.
This is sad of course, but Pam is a sinner, and Santa sees everything, so of course the wicked will be punished. Or maybe it's just good science. Any doctor will tell you that the vagina can only take so much trauma, so much pounding. Pams must be like taffy at this point. The baby probably just fell out.
Oh, um, GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!!!
Janet Jacksons new record is a failure. TMZ says "The CD debuted three weeks ago, selling 296,873 copies. The second week, sales plunged 74% to 77,240 units. The typical second week drop is 40%. (In the third week) sales dropped to 42,240 units, a 45% plunge from the second week. Janet's CD debuted at number two on the charts, dropped to number nine the second week and then went down to number 19 the third week." Janet’s probably pretty depressed by all this, so if you're her Secret Santa this year, a pretty good gift would probably be a gun.
Pam Anderson and Kid Rock want to have a baby, according to Us Magazine. "Pam and Kid have talked about it for a long time. Kid wanted to get back with Pam partly because of this, but she didn’t know he wanted a child. They are trying really hard right now." And who could blame her! Rawr!
Scarlet Johansson had a record deal announced this week for an album called "Scarlett Sings Tom Waits". On the album, Scarlett sings Tom Waits. Not sure if that was clear. You can decide for yourself if Scarlett can sing by listening to her version of "Summertime" here or here (the one from Porgy and Bess, not the Sundays). You might like it. I listened to about thirty seconds of it until I realized what I was doing and stopped.
