One or twice a month Paris Hilton puts on enchanted underwear that makes it appear as if she’s built like a girl, and last night was one of those nights. It’s not immediately clear why she dressed like Superman, but she’s got a lot of work to do if she wants to be the hottest crime fighter in town. Or maybe she hasn’t seen me strip as my sexy police officer character. Tough on crime, easy on the eyes. Call me ladies!
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The front row at a Fashion Week runway show used to be lined with fashion savvy stars like Victoria Beckham, Lenny Kravitz and Madonna. They were all paid to be there of course, but then the economy went to hell, and now you could find bigger names at a Georgia boat show. The New York Post says…
D-listers are warming the front-row seats where A-listers used to preen, McDonald's has replaced Starbucks, and goody bags are filled with K-Y Jelly instead of NARS cosmetics.
Where superstars Renée Zellweger and Jennifer Lopez once parked, now plop former hooker to the elite Ashley Dupre, sex-tape celeb Kim Kardashian, and "90210" graduate Tori Spelling.
Paris Hilton used to charge $50,000 to appear at just one show. Now she is showing up at shows this year for free airfare, hotel accommodations and $5,000 in free clothes.
Still seems like they’re overpaying for Hiltons dumb ass to sit there and look bored. She should be thrilled with airfare, hotel and KY. I would have started with gas coupons, my couch and spitting on her kitty. At best I'd trade the spit for a can of Pam.
Paris Hilton walked the red carpet at the Grammys last night, and holy crap she got skinny. Not that it matters. I can't keep track of all the different looks and styles shes had over the years, but they never work, she's still fug as hell. At this point her best bet would be to kill herself and roll the dice with reincarnation.
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Paris Hilton has been insisting for years that she's not dumb, and the reason she's has to do it for years is because she's clearly dumb. While in London to promote her new show "Paris Hilton British Best Friend", she said…
"For five seasons I was stuck doing this character," she says. "It was kind of hard always having to play that character when it's not who I am."
She adds, "I just say jokes but they think I'm serious, which I think is funny, and I think I kind of play up the image sometimes because – whatever – it's just entertainment."
This is just … look, Paris is clearly dumb. Caveman level dumb. She's probably scared of fire. You could take your lighter and hold it out in front of you and she’d run into the woods. I will bet one million dollars she can’t name who was in World War II. I'll even make it multiple choice. Who fought each other in WWII. Was it:
a) The United States vs Italy
b) Earth vs Mars
The "world" part will absolutely throw her off.
Aww I feel bad. Paris Hilton is gonna be so embarrassed when she finds out you could see her breasts though her shirt. She's such a dignified lady, she certainly didn't want to be famous for something like this. Not like this.
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The reason people think Paris Hilton is a spoiled selfish bitch is because Paris Hilton is a spoiled selfish bitch. Here, watch, the AP and I will prove it…
Word comes to us late on a Sunday night at the Sundance Film Festival that Paris Hilton left the Hollywood Life House gifting suite with 30 bags — 30 bags — stuffed full of free merchandise from Whiting & Davis, which makes metal mesh material and accessories.
Even the publicity people representing the Hollywood Life House seemed aghast, noting in a press release that the Hilton hotel heiress did it, “without shame.” And we’re wondering why she’s even here. It’s not like she’s in a movie at the festival.
In the middle of a global financial crisis with people losing their savings, losing their jobs, losing their homes, Paris Hilton – worth tens of millions, at the least — walks off with 30 bags of free merchandise. It is, at the least, shameful. Right?
Well, maybe she took it to give to the less fortunate, those with no metal accessories at all. We don’t know. It’s like when that minority wanted to fight me, and I ran away and went home and packed up and moved to a new town. It’s not because I was scared. I’ve heard a lot of nice things about this town.
