Paris Hilton spoke at the European School Of Economics awards

By brendon December 06, 2012 @ 4:21 PM


The European School Of Economics Foundation Vision And Reality Awards were held last night in New York and attended by Paris Hilton, and though it may look like I found two unrelated sentences, cut them in half and then crammed them together, that is not the case.

European economists had an awards show in New York, and Paris and Nicky Hilton were there. And they even spoke. About economics.

The picture above shows Paris reading the part of her speech with a euro sign in it (€), and spending 30 minutes trying to figure out if it’s pronounced “double E” or “equal C” or what the hell the deal is.

(image source = getty)

Paris Hilton thinks gay guys are disgusting, have AIDS

By brendon September 20, 2012 @ 10:42 AM


Paris Hilton (seen here with Frankenstein-headed piece of shit Perez Hilton) had a private conversation recorded while in a taxi in New York, and just like the private video where she said she and her sister were “like two niggers“, she once again revealed herself as the awful person she truly is.

The audio, which you can hear on Radar, picks up with a guy telling Paris about the gay classified site, Grindr.

FIRST GUY: “Say I log into Grindr, someone that’s on can be in that building and it tells you all the locations of where they are…”
PARIS HILTON: “Ewww. To get fucked?”
FIRST GUY: “…and you can be like, ‘Yo, you wanna fuck?’ and he might be on like, the sixth floor.”
PARIS HILTON: “Ewww. Eww. Gay guys are the horniest people in the world.”
SECOND GUY: “Gay guys are too much.”
PARIS HILTON: “They’re disgusting. Dude, most of them probably have AIDS … I would be so scared if I was a gay guy. You’ll like die of AIDS.”

Unfortunately it would be disingenuous to act offended by her language since “they’re disgusting they probably have AIDS” is how I’ve been describing the Paris and Nicky Hilton for like 5 years.

(image source = fame/flynet)

Paris Hilton is evolving

By brendon August 07, 2012 @ 4:29 PM


Hey, ya know whats sexy? Neither does Paris Hilton. Thats why she’s crawling out of the water like some prehistoric fish taking its first steps onto land. It’s like an evolution chart that a religious person would make to be condescending.

(image source of paris with her boyfriend frederick on cavallo = bauer griffin)

Paris Hilton will have to do

By brendon July 25, 2012 @ 5:22 PM


Are pictures of Paris Hilton in a bikini better than no bikini pictures at all? Only in the sense that they might remind you to go look at some better bikini pictures later on. Let me know if you find anything good.

(image source = bauer griffin)

Paris Hilton has taken Cannes by storm

By brendon May 24, 2012 @ 7:18 PM


So, Paris Hilton went to Cannes, and she spun and twirled and posed on the sidewalk while some twink yelled her name so everyone would look at them as he pretended to be a photographer, even though it looks like he’s never actually seen a camera before and has no idea what it does, so he just kind of pushed it back and forth toward her on the off chance that maybe that would do something.

This is what you get when you have a plan hatched by fucking morons.

Lindsay partied until 7am again, this time with Paris Hilton

By brendon May 18, 2012 @ 4:10 PM


Back in February, Matt Lauer asked Lindsay Lohan if she still goes to bars and parties, and because she wasn’t hooked up to a polygraph, she said “that’s not my thing anymore” and “I’ve become more of a home body and I like it.”

You’ll notice she made no mention of crawling out of some Hollywood Hills drug den at dawn (perhaps this one again) with Paris Hilton and Samantha Ronson. Which is what she really does. Like this morning for example.

(Lindsay) started her night at a Hollywood club before heading to the private Hollywood Hills party.
The three ladies joined Paris’ younger brother Barron Hilton and Brandon Davis at the Hollywood Hills mega-mansion for some late night fun that lasted until 7am this morning!
Police tell us that one of the neighbors in the residential community filed a noise complaint due to the blaring music.

Yeah I don’t care either. The sooner every single person in that story dies, the better. So here’s Australian model Tara Beaulieu, who is relevant because when Lindsay was too drunk to show up on time or do her job during her guest spot on ‘Glee’, Tara was her stand-in. Even though she’s way too firm, too tan, and too upright to look anything like Lindsay. They must film the show over in Oppositeville.

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