By Lex October 16, 2013 @ 12:39 PM
Nobody wants to be the last girl on the block to get goofy edgy photos from gayest straight photographer Terry Richardson. Paris Hilton dragged her lazy eye over to Terry’s studio, strapped on something idiotic looking and kitschy, and pretended to be one of the alt models and porn stars Terry typically shoots for fun. But try and she may, try as she might, cocaine habits and The Herp alone do not an avant-garde model make. It may be time for Paris to find self-worth in other accomplishments in her life, like her DJ business, or her merchandising ventures, or double cornholing with Marvin Davis’ grandkids.
Photo Credit: Terry Richardson
By Travis October 11, 2013 @ 9:00 AM
Paris Hilton is currently making the media rounds to promote her new single, “Good Time,” which is an autotuned, paint by numbers dance song that will probably be a hit because people have awful taste. But yesterday she reminded everyone that she can still be a pretty big bitch if you cross her, as she called a morning radio show host a “Fucking asshole” when he asked her about the sex tape that made her famous, while failing to actually ask her about her terrible song, according to the Daily Mail. On one hand, she was probably right to lash out at the guy, but on the other hand, the song is really fucking terrible.
By Travis October 09, 2013 @ 11:00 AM
Proving for the second time this morning that Snoop Lion will do just about anything if someone hands him a sack with a giant dollar sign on it, he partied with Paris Hilton at Hollywood’s Crate Night Club last night while she played her new single, “Good Time,” for everyone. Of course Snoop was smoking a blunt the entire time (and possibly receiving a handjob), because otherwise he may have actually had to listen to the song with sober ears, and then he would have had to give up Rastafarianism because he’d realize there’s simply no god at all.
(Photo Credits: Winston Burris/WENN.com)
By Travis October 02, 2013 @ 11:00 AM
Paris Hilton recently said that she had moved on from her bad girl party image of her 20s and is now focused on expanding her brand as one of the most influential young businesswomen in the world. So here’s the teaser video for her new single, “Good Time,” which is about getting fucked up and having sex with Lil Wayne or something like that. It’s hard to tell what she’s singing about because her voice has been autotuned to make her sound like a toddler. Whatever, American kids are idiots, so this will probably debut at No. 1 on the Billboard charts and result in Miley Cyrus taking it as a challenge and calling her next album, “Party Dildos.”
By Lex September 26, 2013 @ 8:45 AM
The target audience for a Paris Hilton auto-tuned cookie-cutter house party track is who exactly? Gay german businessmen awaiting their Craigslist hookups at airport hotels? Sexually rebellious teen girls in Yemen requesting walk on songs at their stoning? Really fucking deaf people? Sure I’d have sex with Paris Hilton. I’d finish in her lazy eye and tell her that’s how I cured Taylor Lautner of his squint. But that can’t possibly be a standard of any sort for musical regard.
By Travis September 13, 2013 @ 11:00 AM
I respect photographer Terry Richardson’s game, I really do. I think a lot of us wish that we could say that we invite some of the most attractive models in the world into our studios and convince them to take their clothes off for a living. But on the other hand, we all need to stop people from pretending like Paris Hilton is still even remotely sexy or even interesting, because she’s the pop culture equivalent of expired milk. And it’s not just Paris, because this photo of Miley Cyrus looking like a 10-year old boy shouldn’t exist either. I’m not saying that all of his photos should be Kate Upton, but he could at least try.
(Photo Credit: Paris Hilton’s Instagram)