Hugh Hefner must be some kind of daredevil because his health is failing him these days and yet he actually touched that jenga of disease in the bunny ears at her Easter party on Sunday. That's got disaster written all over it, you might as well push a hemophiliac into a briar patch.
BOX OFFICE – “Knowing” beat “I Love You Man” and “Duplicity” to open at number one this weekend. They made 24.8, 18 and 14.4 million. It’s thought “Love” was hurt by the NCAA basketball tournament, because they share a similar audience, whereas optimistic Nic Cage fans are stuck in 2002, and the winner of that NCAA tournament has already been decided. (la times)
PARIS HILTON – she’s reportedly giving up drinking and even picked out a room as a nursery, all part of her plan to have kids. Presumably with Doug Reinhardt, who some say is ready to propose after dating her for one month. That hissing popping sound you hear right now is a robot arriving from the future, sent back to kill her, save us. (source = sun uk and insider)
NATASHA RICHARDSON - it was appropriately cold, dark and gloomy as Natasha was laid to rest yesterday in upstate New York. Ralph Fiennes (Voldemort), Timothy Dalton, Uma Thurman, Meryl Streep, Holly Hunter and Alan Rickman (Snape) were a few to pay their respects. Is this a bad time to ask when Uma get so fat? (source = splash and pacific coast)
It looks like outakes to an ad for discount rum, but no, it’s just Paris Hilton begging for attention as always. And now she’s dating some other attention whore. Someone better paint his penis with that white water sealant stuff they coat basement walls with, because if these retards have a kid, that demon would come out with a pentagram carved in its forehead.
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Paris Hilton spent day two in Hawaii yesterday, and did she make sure that every possible instant was documented by the paparazzi, even during her time underwater? Of course she did. Why wouldn’t she.
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Paris Hilton showed up in Hawaii yesterday with her new bf (some doofus from the Hills) and, uh, she does realize this isn’t her own private beach, right? Because it doesn’t seem that she does if you watch her prance down to the water for the paparazzi. After seeing this I can safely say that I will hate everything she ever does for the rest of her life. I get the haunting suspicion there will be pictures like this for the rest of the week, and she’ll be irritating in every single one. But it is Hawaii, so maybe she'll somehow end up as bait to trap some kind of deep-sea monster or someone could chum the water before she goes swimming tomorrow. I'm cautiously optimistic.
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Whenever you buy a new car you immediately notice how many other people have that same car. I assume Paris Hilton is going through the same thing with her pink Bentley, so now she wants to customize it. Like with a Garfield suction cupped to the window, or a sticker of Calvin peeing, or a 283,000 dollar diamond encrusted dashboard. The Sun says…
The hotel heiress, 27, will have it flown out from the firm’s British HQ in Crewe to be fitted to her $200,000 Continental GT in Los Angeles. But she may have to wait — the Cheshire plant is halting production until early May due to the economic downturn. A Bentley source said last night: "I guess she’s not hit too badly by the recession."
It might not be the greatest idea in the world to reinforce the surface you smash into during an accident with the worlds hardest rocks, but whatever. I’m certainly not gonna talk her out of ways to kill herself. Another fancy idea would be to have a silk scarf that loops around her neck anchored to the headrest, and reverse the brake and gas pedals so it's not like a poor persons car.
