Paris Is Black And Black Sheep Of Jackson Family

June 1, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It’s often hard being the oddest one in a family that has a long track record of being odd, but Paris Jackson rightfully deserves her title as the family’s most queer. Not just because her sexuality strays off the... READ MORE

Paris’ Crazy Behavior Costing Her Relationship With Cara

May 24, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I get some joy from seeing lesbians go through problems. Because there’s really only two reasons why women date other women. Either because they look like a man themselves or they’re fed up with men altogether. Cara Delevingne looks... READ MORE

All The Cool Kids Are Killing Themselves

April 30, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Even at 20 years of age Paris Jackson isn’t free from her teen angst. She’s still participating in activities such as casual lesbianism inspired by Katy Perry and long suicidal walks along the ledges of buildings. It’s rough being... READ MORE

Paris Jackson’s Grandparents Not Pleased With Her Scissor Partner

March 27, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I’m not surprised that someone who calls Michael Jackson her daddy doesn’t like labels. According to Paris Jackson all lesbian-like activities are only allegations until someone can catch her with Cara Delevinge’s finger down her pants. Paris claims she... READ MORE

Paris Jackson Dating Outside The Box And Eating It

February 26, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

“I wish I was able to penetrate you properly but my penis is made from plastic” can probably be heard from any room Cara Delevingne and Paris Jackson share. The two are headed in the direction of becoming a... READ MORE