Patrick Schwarzenegger and Bella Thorne Evening Out

Bella Thorne, who is either seventeen or thirty-five depending on how you read her jimmied up Hawaiian birth certificate, is the latest chick to be out to dinner with the Patrick Schwarzengger. The lithesome USC undergrad is supposed to be sworn in body and bacterial... read more

Miley's Fans Threaten Every Girl Patrick Schwarzenegger Has Ever Touched

Patrick Schwarzenegger doesn't look much like his dad, maybe if his dad had taken multivitamins and tap classes instead of steroid doping and military presses. Still, you'd best look out for a dude whose dad fucked everything with a heartbeat and a hairnet during his... read more

Patrick Schwarenegger Playing the Vagina Field And Shit Around The Web

Patrick Schwarzenegger might be stepping out on Miley Cyrus. He was spotted getting intimate with some random party chick in Cabo.It's possible the couplehave a hall pass relationship, with Schwarzenegger choosing 'girls who don't look like marmosets' for his catch-all... read more

The Haunting Patrick Schwarzenegger Tattoo

I lost track of Miley Cyrus' tits like ten tits ago. But that Arnold Maria crucifix tattoo on the side of Patrick Schwarzenegger continues to vex me. When you're a celebrity kid who sort of acts and attends 'some USC', your main job is not to get DUIs or stupid fucking... read more

Miley Cyrus Topless With Patrick Schwarzenegger

I'm not coming to bury Miley Cyrus. I'm coming to praise her. Not her twinkbody and the excessive tats or how she used black magic to make Maxim designate her the best looking woman in the universe and slit their own throats in the process. Not her music or her stage... read more

Schwarzenegger's Kid Promotes His Biz Well

Patrick Schwarzenegger has been pounding Miley Cyrus for a while pro bono. At this point it makes sense to strap a billboard on her. Schwarz's goblin headed mom has invested in an up and comingpizza chain called Blaze. This means he's either snagging some of that money... read more

Maria Shriver Is Anti Miley Cyrus

Maria Shriver reportedly disapproves of her potentially legitimate child Patrick Schwarzenegger dating Miley Cyrusbecause she's bestknown for getting wasted and having midgets spread her ass cheeks for screaming teens and naughty Hungarian men who remember strip clubs... read more

Miley Cyrus Handles Her Schwarzenegger

Miley Cyrus finally found a fella that makes her smile even when she's morning almost sober. You can't really do better than a Schwarzengger. The way Maria and Arnold banged the shit out of everybody but each other for thirty years, it's hard to declare his lineage with... read more

Patrick Schwarzenegger Rides a Giant Pool Sweep

Patrick Schwarzenegger is the heir apparent to dear old dad. He's already boning hot models, runs a couple stupid rich kid businesses, and can give one hell of a speech about philanthropy while doing so. While the rest of the family seems shattered and getting made fat... read more

Arnold Schwarzenegger's Son Is A Tough Guy

It must be pretty cool to be the son of the star of such legendary action films as The Terminator, Total Recall and Jingle All the Way, as Arnold Schwarzenegger was Hollywood's biggest badass for at least two decades. But Patrick Schwarzenegger, who has carved himself a... read more

Patrick Schwarzenegger Is Banging His Mom

Somebody is not handling his parents messy divorce so well. Patrick Schwarzenegger is nineteen, rich, and the male model scion of a famous family. He's the toast of teen girls discovering their sexuality by way of Tiger Beat celebrity day dreams in the bathtub. He can... read more

Thursday headlines, with Michelle Hunziker in a bikini

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER - had lunch with his son Patrick today, and things seem to go fine. Which sucks because wouldn't it be badass if he went all apeshit with some kind of Oedipus complex. The Kennedys are all nuts so I figure there's still time. (popeater) KIM... read more