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Tanning Mom Creates The Single Worst Music Video Ever

Here's my own confession. I can't name you a single person famous for running into a burning building to save a kid, but I can tell you exactly who Tanning Mom is. That's going to be a solid blemish on the record at the Pearly Gates. Patty Krentcil had no fucking clue what to do with her fifteen minutes of fame, she only knew she loved it. With no actual marketable skills, she tried nude modeling and pornography...read more

Tanning Mom Now Doing Porn...Sort Of

Human leather purse Patricia Krentcil, "The Tanning Mom", has gotten her wish and is going to appear in her first porn. Calm your gag reflexes, she isn't having sex in it. She has a walk-on clothed role in the gay porn series Kings of New York. We told you that this New Jersey Oompa Loompa wanted Vivid to hire her for a pornographic picture show. She said she was way hotter than Farrah Abraham, because the UV...read more