Paul Hogan's Novelty Wearing Thin

ABC is debuting a reality series starring Paul Hogan because he was kind of funny in movies that were popular a couple or three decades ago. Also, development executives at ABC were pretty certain that Mayan apocalypse was real so they stopped coming up with any new TV ideas in 2010 because it was all so meaningless. This reality show's impending failure can be prophetically summed up by Paul's reason why his more