Paul McCartney, 69, married American Nancy Shevell, 51, in a small civil ceremony in the fancy but goofy sounding London suburb of Marleybone. That’s the same place he married his beloved first wife Linda by the way (who died of breast cancer in 1998), which isn’t at all weird sounding. “You mostly love me though, right?”, Nancy later asked him.
(story = daily mail, image source = getty)
KATIE HOLMES - is not pregnant, according to her rep, who says the picture that started this rumor, “looks doctored”. To which Tom Cruise nervously asked, “Wait, so are you saying it’s fake or that the doctor made her pregnant again?” (e!)
KELLY BROOK - was nearly 5 months pregnant with her first child yesterday when she suffered a miscarriage. “Show your tits”, I tried not to think but couldn’t help myself. (ok!)
DINOSAURS VS ALIENS - is the latest result of Hollywood randomly combining characters and themes from other, better movies (such as teens + zombies + vampires vs. aliens or Abraham Lincoln vs. vampires or cowboy + ninja + viking or cowboys vs. aliens or Jane Austen vs. zombies or robots vs. zombies or Leonardo DaVinci vs. demons) because that’s way easier than thinking up new ones. Coming soon: Jesus vs. Predator, and Hitlers brain in a dragon vs. big tittied bikini Supergirl. (deadline)
REAL STEEL - now has a full length trailer that explains much more about why you’ll hate this. (yahoo)
PAUL MCCARTNEY - will not have a pre-nup when he marries fiance Nancy Shevell, despite the fact that his 2008 divorce from Heather Mills cost him $40 million. “She let’s me stick it anywhere,” he explained. (daily mail)
RACHEL BILSON - was also at the Chanel fashion show in France yesterday. So I guess that was Mila Kunis I fucked last night. I always get them mixed up.
Heather Mills is quickly establishing her legacy as one of the world’s great monsters, right alongside people like the Green River Killer and that son of a bitch who made my coffee with soy this morning. Mills has always denied it, but last night a documentary aired on the BBC and several witnesses claimed that she was in fact a high price call girl who had a unique talent for twisting very wealthy men to pay for her opulent lifestyle. This was all years before she met, married and divorced Paul McCartney, and was awarded 50 million dollars in a settlement. To prove all this, the documentary included grainy pictures of someone who appears to be Mills in various states of undress. Case Closed!!! Splash News Online says…
Some of the world's most powerful and rich men were Heather Mills' sugar daddies, a former prostitute claims. Denize Hewitt said a Saudi Prince, Australian tycoon Kerry Packer and Saudi arms dealer Adnan Khashoggi all paid Mills for sex. She was speaking out on an explosive Channel 4 documentary Heather Mills: What Really Happened. The show also features Heather's dad Mark Mills, her ghost writer and the sister of her first husband.
I also heard that one time Mills was in New York and during that same time they had a murder that was never solved. Was it Mills? Almost definitely, yes, it was. If it wasn’t her, why won’t she pay my hush money, ask yourself that. Does she think she's above the law?
Paul McCartney met Heather Mills for the first time in 1999. They started dating a year later, and he proposed to her in 2001. They got married in 2002, then divorced in 2006. For this, she was awarded $48.7 million. That equates to roughly 35,000 dollars for every day they were married. On top of that, she gets payments of $70,000 per year, plus money to pay for nannies and school for their daughter, Beatrice. Please keep in mind, most of McCartney’s money was earned with the Beatles, who broke up when Mills was 12 months old.
Heather Mills is trying to prove Sir Paul McCartney is worth much more than the £400 million he claimed in their divorce battle.
She has told friends she is employing a team of forensic accountants to examine her former husband's finances.
In her impromptu press conference after the divorce hearing at the High Court, Miss Mills said: "We all know he's worth £800million. He's been worth £800million for the last 15 years."
Mills says she can't raise Beatrice with just the 50 million and the 70 grand a year.
Miss Mills has told friends she cannot look after Beatrice on £35,000 a year, the sum awarded at the High Court.
One said: "Heather says she can prove the amount of money that is being given to look after Bea will not last over the year. She is putting it to the test.
"Even with Bea travelling in economy Heather says it's not enough. She is keeping every receipt - including her invoice to her security team - to show that £35,000 is just not sufficient.
"Heather's thinking is that Bea should not be seen to have a different lifestyle when she is with Heather compared to Paul - and she is going about proving that is not possible.
Well, on this one, Mills might be wrong. I think I did read about about a child who was once raised on less than 70 grand a year. I think it was in the Bible.
