Looking Good, Paul McCartney

The super wealthy celebrity holiday tour continues with Paul McCartney and his wife, Nancy Shevell, as they hit up Salines Beach in Saint Barthelemy for some pasty white fun in the sun, and I'm not being a sarcastic prick – Paul looks great. Considering the guy is... read more

Paul McCartney reuinited Nirvana, Courtney Love complained

It shouldn't be surprising that Paul Mccartney fucking killed it last night when he filled in for Kurt Cobain and played with Dave Grohl, Krist Novoselic, and Pat Smear, the 3 surviving members of Nirvana who haven't played together in 20 years, at the concert for... read more

'30 Rock' reminds us that blackface is always funny

For last nights live episode of '30 Rock', the cast performed the show twice (once for the east coast and once for the west) and one of the biggest differences (here's 25 more) was right at the beginning, when Jack McBrayer led a guest into Alec Baldwins office. For the... read more

Paul McCartney got married

Paul McCartney, 69, married American Nancy Shevell, 51, in a small civil ceremony in the fancy but goofy sounding London suburb of Marleybone. That's the same place he married his beloved first wife Linda by the way (who died of breast cancer in 1998), which isn't at all... read more

Tuesday headlines, with Rachel Bilson in leather shorts

KATIE HOLMES - is not pregnant, according to her rep, who says the picture that started this rumor, "looks doctored". To which Tom Cruise nervously asked, "Wait, so are you saying it's fake or that the doctor made her pregnant again?" (e!) KELLY BROOK - was nearly 5... read more


Heather Mills is quickly establishing her legacy as one of the world’s great monsters, right alongside people like the Green River Killer and that son of a bitch who made my coffee with soy this morning.  Mills has always denied it, but last night a documentary aired on... read more


Paul McCartney met Heather Mills for the first time in 1999.  They started dating a year later, and he proposed to her in 2001.  They got married in 2002, then divorced in 2006.  For this, she was awarded $48.7 million.  That equates to roughly 35,000 dollars for every... read more