Looking Good, Paul McCartney

By Travis December 30, 2013 @ 12:00 PM

The super wealthy celebrity holiday tour continues with Paul McCartney and his wife, Nancy Shevell, as they hit up Salines Beach in Saint Barthelemy for some pasty white fun in the sun, and I’m not being a sarcastic prick – Paul looks great. Considering the guy is 71-years old and was a god among men in the excessive sex and drugs era of the 60s and 70s, I’d say it’s a miracle of nature (and probably science) that he looks better than most 50-year olds. And considering Nancy is in her mid-50s and still has the waist of a 1930s cartoon character, it’s clear that these two are going to live well into their 200s.

Photo Credits: WENN.com

Paul McCartney reuinited Nirvana, Courtney Love complained

By brendon December 13, 2012 @ 7:18 PM

It shouldn’t be surprising that Paul Mccartney fucking killed it last night when he filled in for Kurt Cobain and played with Dave Grohl, Krist Novoselic, and Pat Smear, the 3 surviving members of Nirvana who haven’t played together in 20 years, at the concert for Hurricane Sandy relief at Madison Square Garden, but it is. HE’S FUCKING 70. And they were great. Courtney Love complained about of course, but fuck her. Can’t we just kill her and replace her with some drifter from the train tracks? It’s hard to imagine that anyone would even notice.

’30 Rock’ reminds us that blackface is always funny

By brendon April 27, 2012 @ 4:23 PM







For last nights live episode of ’30 Rock’, the cast performed the show twice (once for the east coast and once for the west) and one of the biggest differences (here’s 25 more) was right at the beginning, when Jack McBrayer led a guest into Alec Baldwins office. For the east coast, the guest was Paul McCartney. For the west, it was Kim Kardashian. Which seems like an overly complicated way of telling the west coast to go fuck itself.

Luckily one thing that stayed the same was Jon Hamm as Tracy Morgans brother in a 60’s sitcom called ‘Abner and Alfie’. Which looks like it would be a really good show. That ol’ Abner is all gettin into monkeyshines!

Paul McCartney got married

By brendon October 10, 2011 @ 1:50 AM

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Paul McCartney, 69, married American Nancy Shevell, 51, in a small civil ceremony in the fancy but goofy sounding London suburb of Marleybone. That’s the same place he married his beloved first wife Linda by the way (who died of breast cancer in 1998), which isn’t at all weird sounding. “You mostly love me though, right?”, Nancy later asked him.

(story = daily mail, image source = getty)

Tuesday headlines, with Rachel Bilson in leather shorts

By brendon May 10, 2011 @ 6:36 PM

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KATIE HOLMES – is not pregnant, according to her rep, who says the picture that started this rumor, “looks doctored”. To which Tom Cruise nervously asked, “Wait, so are you saying it’s fake or that the doctor made her pregnant again?” (e!)

KELLY BROOK – was nearly 5 months pregnant with her first child yesterday when she suffered a miscarriage. “Show your tits”, I tried not to think but couldn’t help myself. (ok!)

DINOSAURS VS ALIENS – is the latest result of Hollywood randomly combining characters and themes from other, better movies (such as teens + zombies + vampires vs. aliens or Abraham Lincoln vs. vampires or cowboy + ninja + viking or cowboys vs. aliens or Jane Austen vs. zombies or robots vs. zombies or Leonardo DaVinci vs. demons) because that’s way easier than thinking up new ones. Coming soon: Jesus vs. Predator, and Hitlers brain in a dragon vs. big tittied bikini Supergirl. (deadline)

REAL STEEL – now has a full length trailer that explains much more about why you’ll hate this. (yahoo)

PAUL MCCARTNEY – will not have a pre-nup when he marries fiance Nancy Shevell, despite the fact that his 2008 divorce from Heather Mills cost him $40 million. “She let’s me stick it anywhere,” he explained. (daily mail)

RACHEL BILSON – was also at the Chanel fashion show in France yesterday. So I guess that was Mila Kunis I fucked last night. I always get them mixed up.

HEATHER MILLS WAS A PRO

By brendon April 23, 2008 @ 5:58 AM

Heather Mills is quickly establishing her legacy as one of the world’s great monsters, right alongside people like the Green River Killer and that son of a bitch who made my coffee with soy this morning.  Mills has always denied it, but last night a documentary aired on the BBC and several witnesses claimed that she was in fact a high price call girl who had a unique talent for twisting very wealthy men to pay for her opulent lifestyle.  This was all years before she met, married and divorced Paul McCartney, and was awarded 50 million dollars in a settlement.  To prove all this, the documentary included grainy pictures of someone who appears to be Mills in various states of undress.  Case Closed!!!  Splash News Online says…

Some of the world's most powerful and rich men were Heather Mills' sugar daddies, a former prostitute claims. Denize Hewitt said a Saudi Prince, Australian tycoon Kerry Packer and Saudi arms dealer Adnan Khashoggi all paid Mills for sex. She was speaking out on an explosive Channel 4 documentary Heather Mills: What Really Happened. The show also features Heather's dad Mark Mills, her ghost writer and the sister of her first husband.

I also heard that one time Mills was in New York and during that same time they had a murder that was never solved.  Was it Mills?  Almost definitely, yes, it was.  If it wasn’t her, why won’t she pay my hush money, ask yourself that.  Does she think she's above the law?