02.08.2009 paul walker is cool

Paul Walker has always kept a low profile in Hollywood, and has openly made fun of attention whores like Lindsay, and maybe that’s because he’s cool, or maybe it's because he didn’t want people to know he was dating an underage minor.  

Star has learned exclusively, the 35-year-old popped the question to Jasmine, 19, over the holidays.
"Paul is very happy," says an insider, who adds that though they began dating when Jasmine, a student at the University of California, Santa Barbara, was just 16, "their age difference doesn't scare him. He knows she's the one."

I didn’t just skip the part about him being arrested by the way.  I think this is why guys move to Hollywood.   Generally speaking, you’re not really allowed to bang 16-year-olds, but a SAG card is like a license to nail teen ass.  Normally if you stick it in a minor, some judge with a god complex will demand you can’t live within a thousand yards of a school and your neighbors have to sign a form anytime you move.  Punk ass judge.  Why you gotta cockblock?


08.27.2008 EVEN MORE FURIOUSER

Fast & Furious

You know those fully loaded gasoline land trains you always see? Yeah me neither. But apparently the street value of one of those is 1.4 million dollars. I was surprised. The kids are doing so much gasoline on the street these days, the market for back-alley filling stations is exploding. Here in the teaser trailer for "Fast and the Furious 4", the driver of an 800-yard-long truck takes on his number 2 nemesis, Vin Diesel. His greatest foe? Right turns.