Porsche Settles In Paul Walker Death

October 27, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

We live in a world with Tupac holograms and dying mid movie won’t put a halt on a million dollar investment. Everyone in entertainment is coming back from the dead. Killed in car accident? Walk that shit off, we have a movie to finish. 


Michelle Rodriguez Tripping

April 6, 2016 | celebrity | josh-j| 0 Comments

Ayahuasca is a brew of hallucinogenic plants drunk by the indigenous people of Peru in spiritual rituals. As with everything else once sacred to loin cloth wearing natives, rich people stole it and turned it into a New Age product for sale on celebrity luxury merchandise sites. Good luck running into anyone in Malibu who […]


Paul Walker’s Daughter Is Doing Fine

July 9, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Posting a bikini picture of yourself on Instagram is the international sign for ‘I’m doing better’. Demi Lovato did it after rehab for drugs and cutting and having sex with Wilmer Walderrama, in that increasingly disturbing order. Britney Spears did it after dropping thirty pounds of Mc-fat from around her ass and thighs. Now, Paul […]


Paris Hilton Misses Paul Walker More Than You

December 10, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Paris Hilton once imagined her drug dealer was Paul Walker while she threw him a short-on-cash bone, so don’t tell her she’s not feeling as crushed as Tyrese Gibson or Paul Walker’s kid or NBC/Universal this week. When an airplane banner flew over the Paul Walker memorial tribute in Santa Clarita over the weekend, the […]


Paul Walker Had a Young Girlfriend, Really Young

December 5, 2013 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Now that TMZ has broken the cause of Paul Walker’s death as body trauma and burns (but imagine it in all caps with an exclamation point), there’s little mystery left to this Hollywood actor-died-too-young tragedy. Except for the first public appearance of his young girlfriend. Jasmine Pilchard-Gosnell. Walker started ‘dating her’ in Hawaii when she […]


Everybody Loves a Dead Paul Walker

December 2, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You’re cursed if you weren’t lucky enough to die before the social media age. Not only are your loved ones going to find out about your demise through a Seth Green tweet, but you’re going to have tons of people you barely knew trying to outdo one another on who loved you the most. Everybody […]