By Lex November 08, 2013 @ 2:38 PM
We can’t actually share any Maxim photos, it’s a copyright violation of their industrial use of Photoshopping or something like that. But suffice it to say Wayne Gretzky’s hot daughter made the cover of the struggling men’s magazine. In the same week, she also lit her sweater on fire at a bar by accident. I know what you’re thinking, and don’t worry, her boobs are okay. The very next day Paulina was back at work not doing the job she will never have.
Here’s a bunch of photos of Paulina showing off on Instagram. Obviously, they have nothing on glossy, over-manufactured and heavily touched up photos, but deal with it.
Photo Credit: Paulina Gretzky/Instagram
By Lex August 19, 2013 @ 4:40 PM
It came down to the dude who works the afternoon shift at Jiffy Lube and top ranked professional golfer Dustin Johnson. Wayne Gretzky’s daughter chose the professional golfer to let experience up to eighteen months of marital bliss before the cheating, vitriol, and drinking begin. Dustin Tweeted ‘She said yes!!’ over the weekend with a picture of the ring to confirm the couples engagement and the fact that he’d now become a total pussywhipped mope.
Photo Credit: Paulina Gretsky/Twitter
By Lex June 27, 2013 @ 12:52 PM
Big time athletes usually first have that hometown wife when coming up. The one who stood by them through their rough years in junior sports leagues, nursed their young bruised egos, let them get into their pants when they needed a lift, cleaned their dirty jerseys when their moms stopped caring to do so. Then the players get their first big fat contract and the previously locked vault of hot model women opens up to them and the hometown girl gets the screw job. I really have no advice for these ladies other than the tried and true lessons taught in an Officer and a Gentleman. Try to get pregnant if you can.
Here’s Paulina Gretzky in a bikini in Barbados. She’s got a monkey on her shoulder which is the international sign that her vacation is much better than yours.
Photo Credit: Splash
By Travis April 11, 2013 @ 9:00 AM
The 2013 Masters Tournament begins today, which means that it’s time for people to start talking about Tiger Woods like he’s the world’s greatest athlete while his ex-wife, Elin Nordegren, has sex with her 53-year old billionaire boyfriend on top of their gigantic pile of money. But the actual, important story at this year’s Masters Tournament is whether or not Dustin Johnson will miss the cut on purpose so he can spend the rest of the weekend playing hide the putter with his girlfriend Paulina Gretzky.
The daughter of NHL legend Wayne Gretzky, Paulina has been dating Dustin for several months, ever since she decided that she needed a break from drinking Four Loko out of the Stanley Cup with hockey players. Yesterday, Paulina wandered around Augusta, wearing a very tight t-shirt, and it’s almost criminal that the grounds crew didn’t turn on every sprinkler around her.
(Photo Credits: Getty)
By Travis March 11, 2013 @ 11:00 AM
Like most young, attractive girls these days, Paulina Gretzky is famous because she’s very attractive and her father is extremely wealthy. Her dad, of course, is NHL legend Wayne Gretzky, and the Great One is so proud of what his daughter is doing with his name that he has already asked her once to shut down her Twitter account. The reason? Because she posts pictures of herself being awesome, mostly in bathing suits.
Lately, Paulina has remained relevant because she’s dating professional golfer Dustin Johnson, who seems like a strange match for her, considering she had a bit of a reputation for being a puck chaser. But she was at her man’s side this weekend for the Cadillac Championship tournament in Miami, Florida, and she was a good luck charm because Johnson finished in a tie for 12th with some other guys who probably have ugly girlfriends.
More importantly, Tiger Woods won the tournament and I assume it’s because he heard there was a hot white chick with big tits walking around, so he felt like showing off. It seems so simple, yet Tiger has yet to show up to a tournament with the entire Vivid stable. It’s like he doesn’t even care.
(Photo credit: WENN)