By Travis April 11, 2013 @ 9:00 AM
The 2013 Masters Tournament begins today, which means that it’s time for people to start talking about Tiger Woods like he’s the world’s greatest athlete while his ex-wife, Elin Nordegren, has sex with her 53-year old billionaire boyfriend on top of their gigantic pile of money. But the actual, important story at this year’s Masters Tournament is whether or not Dustin Johnson will miss the cut on purpose so he can spend the rest of the weekend playing hide the putter with his girlfriend Paulina Gretzky.
The daughter of NHL legend Wayne Gretzky, Paulina has been dating Dustin for several months, ever since she decided that she needed a break from drinking Four Loko out of the Stanley Cup with hockey players. Yesterday, Paulina wandered around Augusta, wearing a very tight t-shirt, and it’s almost criminal that the grounds crew didn’t turn on every sprinkler around her.
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By Travis March 11, 2013 @ 11:00 AM
Like most young, attractive girls these days, Paulina Gretzky is famous because she’s very attractive and her father is extremely wealthy. Her dad, of course, is NHL legend Wayne Gretzky, and the Great One is so proud of what his daughter is doing with his name that he has already asked her once to shut down her Twitter account. The reason? Because she posts pictures of herself being awesome, mostly in bathing suits.
Lately, Paulina has remained relevant because she’s dating professional golfer Dustin Johnson, who seems like a strange match for her, considering she had a bit of a reputation for being a puck chaser. But she was at her man’s side this weekend for the Cadillac Championship tournament in Miami, Florida, and she was a good luck charm because Johnson finished in a tie for 12th with some other guys who probably have ugly girlfriends.
More importantly, Tiger Woods won the tournament and I assume it’s because he heard there was a hot white chick with big tits walking around, so he felt like showing off. It seems so simple, yet Tiger has yet to show up to a tournament with the entire Vivid stable. It’s like he doesn’t even care.
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