Paulina Rubio is back in Ibiza, Spain this week, and she must love it there because she was there this time last year too. I think she’s still a huge star in Latin America, but that’s really just a guess. I ran a search on her to find out for sure but it turns out she doesn’t exist. Possibly because I spelled her name “Rubino”. I was going to look her up with the correct spelling after that, but it was getting pretty late. I can’t be sitting her all day investigating whether or not certain Latin people exist, you know.
07.29.2008 PAULINA RUBIO IS MYSTERIOUS
I don’t actually know who Paulina Rubio is. I think she’s Mexican. According in INF Daily, she spent the “afternoon swimming and tanning with her husband Nicolas Vallejo Najera in Ibiza (Spain) today”. If I were working in a swimsuit store near this and her husband came in, I would fake a Spanish accent and point to Paulina and say, “is this for that dirty beech?” And he would be all like, “what did you say”. And I would say, “our beaches are so dirty; people leave bottles and wrappers all over.” And he would say, “oh.” And I would point to his wife again and say, “still, I wouldn’t mind getting on that dirty beech right now.” And it would never get old.
