Perez Hilton Is America

Perez Hilton has a new reality show creatively called Gay Dads of New York. It's being produced by the same people who make Keeping Up with the Kardashians, so you know it's going to be completely unscripted and not the least bit trumped up creepy. The show is going to feature a number of larger than life gay dads including Perez Hilton, who according to Perez represent the new landscape of America: What is your...

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Perez Hilton Continues Bitchy Feud With Lady Gaga

Penis drawing bloggerPerez Hilton escalated his feud with fellow drag queen Lady Gaga on the Wendy Williams show this week. Hilton has been waging a bitchy slap fight with Gaga for over a year. The thing is that no one knows why. They used to be BFF's, hanging out together and talking about wigs and glitter and why the world needs them now more than ever. Then, all of a sudden, Perez turned on Gaga like a gay pitbull...

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No One Shows Up To Perez Hilton's Pre-VMA Party

A somewhat somber group of mostly itinerant hispters spread out around the lightly populated stage at Perez Hilton's pre-VMA party. Many attributed the lack of attendance to the ongoing feud between the blogger and Lady Gaga, wherein the latter accused the former of being a bitchy, nasty, two-faced, stalker. But the few nearby college twinks who actually attended the event were quick to dismiss the Gaga feud notion...

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Lady Gaga and Perez Hilton Having the Bitch Fight to End All Bitch Fights

Nobody knows how the war began, just that it's been bloody. Well, not exactly bloody, but lame and retarded and taking place on social media, naturally. Apparently it all began early this year when Lady Gaga got a hip pointer injury from trying to go down on multiple Indigo Girls at the same time. Lady Gaga was forced into Gucci designer wheelchair and to cancel her tour. She claims Perez sent her a pictures of a...

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Perez Hilton Birthed a Baby

I remember my sixth grade sex-ed teacher Mr. Crowley threatening the shit out of us boys for snickering when he coldly stated that babies come from men sticking their penises in women's vaginas. I can only imagine the uproar if he announced that babies come from plugging a Duracell 9-volt up your shitter while day-dreaming about teabagging Channing Tatum. But, apparently that's also true. Because Perez Hilton just...

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'Fear Factor' will be serving donkey semen

The middle, "disgusting food or drink" segment on this Mondays 'Fear Factor' will have the contestants drinking glasses of donkey semen, and NBC is so upset they threatened to stop the show. Well, actually the show was filmed over the summer. It's not like it's live. Getting that much donkey semen on a live show would be tough on the farmers wrists. So really all NBC threatened to do was make people drink donkey semen...

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Perez Hilton should get punched in the face again

This weeks People magazine cover story is about cyber-bullying and Tyler Clementi, the Rutgers University freshman who committed suicide after his roommate streamed video from a hidden webcam showing Clementi making out with another guy. Lance Bass, Kathy Griffin, Tim Gunn, and Wanda Sykes were all on Larry King Monday night to talk about being gay and bullied, Jessica Simpson and Eva Mendes have shared stories of...

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