Nobody knows how the war began, just that it’s been bloody. Well, not exactly bloody, but lame and retarded and taking place on social media, naturally. Apparently it all began early this year when Lady Gaga got a hip pointer injury from trying to go down on multiple Indigo Girls at the same time. Lady Gaga was forced into Gucci designer wheelchair and to cancel her tour. She claims Perez sent her a pictures of a wheelchair with the word ‘Karma’ written on it.
“Still have the text Perez sent me of me in a wheelchair w the words KARMA written across + Madonna pointing a gun at me. Day of my accident” — Lady Gaga on Twitter
That is kind of bitchy so it could easily be true. Then last week Gaga accused Perez Hilton of dumping on her record sales and trying to stalk her by looking to buy an apartment in her same building in New York without even telling her. That’s total New Jack.
“@perezhilton STAY AWAY FROM ME + MY FAMILY YOU ARE SICK TRYING TO RENT AN APARTMENT IN MY BUILDING TO STALK ME. LEAVE ME ALONE!!!” — Lady Gaga on Twitter
Perez fired back with vague references to Lady Gaga being affected by drug and mental health issues.
“@ladygaga I know you got treatment for your hip injury. Hopefully you got treatment for your other #issues too! I wish you health and peace. “– Perez Hilton on Twitter
Immediately, Lady Gaga’s trainable ‘little monsters’ went nuts and started writing nasty threatening letters to Perez who fired back by saying he feared for the safety of his young child, because that always works.
“I can’t sleep. I am literally sick to my stomach. Not playing any fucking games here. I am afraid for my fucking safety and that of my son.” — Perez Hilton on Twitter
Now the gay Hatfields and the gay McCoys are at a standstill. Nobody knows where the next barrage will come from. They only know it will be horribly and unnecessarily dramatic.
Here’s Lady Gaga looking like death just slightly little warmed over. Don’t think she doesn’t have her Tweet phone at the ready should shit go down.
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