Perez Hilton Is America

December 5, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Perez Hilton has a new reality show creatively called Gay Dads of New York. It’s being produced by the same people who make Keeping Up with the Kardashians, so you know it’s going to be completely unscripted and not... READ MORE

Perez Hilton Continues Bitchy Feud With Lady Gaga

November 27, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Penis drawing blogger Perez Hilton escalated his feud with fellow drag queen Lady Gaga on the Wendy Williams show this week. Hilton has been waging a bitchy slap fight with Gaga for over a year. The thing is that no... READ MORE

No One Shows Up To Perez Hilton’s Pre-VMA Party

August 27, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

A somewhat somber group of mostly itinerant hispters spread out around the lightly populated stage at Perez Hilton’s pre-VMA party. Many attributed the lack of attendance to the ongoing feud between the blogger and Lady Gaga, wherein the latter... READ MORE

Lady Gaga and Perez Hilton Having the Bitch Fight to End All Bitch Fights

August 20, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nobody knows how the war began, just that it’s been bloody. Well, not exactly bloody, but lame and retarded and taking place on social media, naturally. Apparently it all began early this year when Lady Gaga got a hip... READ MORE

Perez Hilton Birthed a Baby

March 4, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I remember my sixth grade sex-ed teacher Mr. Crowley threatening the shit out of us boys for snickering when he coldly stated that babies come from men sticking their penises in women’s vaginas. I can only imagine the uproar... READ MORE

‘Fear Factor’ will be serving donkey semen

January 27, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The middle, “disgusting food or drink” segment on this Mondays ‘Fear Factor’ will have the contestants drinking glasses of donkey semen, and NBC is so upset they threatened to stop the show. Well, actually the show was filmed over... READ MORE

Perez Hilton should get punched in the face again

October 6, 2010 | bikini | editor| 0 Comments

This weeks People magazine cover story is about cyber-bullying and Tyler Clementi, the Rutgers University freshman who committed suicide after his roommate streamed video from a hidden webcam showing Clementi making out with another guy. Lance Bass, Kathy Griffin,... READ MORE