The Sydney Morning Herald says that Kate Moss entered herself as a prize in a charity auction, and the highest bidder gets to kiss her while she’s dressed up as a cop. For some reason. “Prize” might not be the word I'm looking for.
(She) sold the smooch for 5000 pounds ($10,400) in aid of Great Ormond Street Hospital - a specialist children's hospital in London - at a fundraiser last week. When bidding began to slow down the 35-year-old beauty volunteered to wear a police uniform for the embrace to help increase offers.
This sounds like a really good auction. 10 grand, and you don’t get the naked model version of Kate Moss (this), you get to kiss the one who wrapped her lips around this guys penis several thousand times. Maybe next year I can bid on having a big mean dog chase me, or just lock me in a room then drop in lots of poisonous bees.
Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty kissed their goodbyes last night after Pete's first concert since he was released from prison a week ago. And it was every bit as sexy as that sounds. Thank God they only exchanged saliva. Mix in some blood and semen from these two and it would have been like the alien blood that burns through the hull of a spaceship.
UPDATE - My, what a handsome man. Remember that scene in Lost Boys when Kiefer bites into the top of a dudes head? (picture source = inf daily)
The Sun UK says today that Pete Doherty may be converting to Scientology, after getting a new girlfriend who is a follower of the religion based on dead aliens souls trapped her on earth.
Babyshambles frontman Pete, 29 — who once dated supermodel KATE MOSS — has bought a pile of books on the subject since meeting Scientologist DJ NADINE RUDDY. And he has been leaving his Wiltshire mansion to stay at her home in Reading, Berks, at least once a week.
No one should be more religious than Pete Doherty, since really every day he's alive is a gift from God. He's like Wolverine, you can't kill him, and our earth weapons only make him stronger. When asked for a comment, Ivan Drago said, "he is not human, he is like a piece of iron."
The Sun UK has exclusive video today of Kate Moss' ex love Pete Doherty injecting heroin, just a few hours after he told reporters at the MTV Europe Music Awards that he was drug free and just a few weeks after completing a court ordered six week stay in a drug rehab. The Sun says:
Just hours after claiming to be drugs free at an awards bash, he was proving that he is as far as ever from kicking his deadly addiction.
In the footage, he is wearing the green wristband from the previous night’s ceremony — and is still in the same clothes he returned home in.
And now, after countless ineffective slaps on the wrist for drugs offences, we say that the time has come to lock him up for his own good.
The grim video shows Doherty crouched on the floor, holding a needle in his mouth.
He stares into the camera, “cooks up” the heroin on a spoon, and fills the syringe.
His head slumps forward as he injects it into his tattooed right arm.
This dude shouldn't be arrested he should be frozen and studied. If you put all the drugs he's ever done in one place, they would blot out the sun. And if that wasn't enough, you could take all those drugs and inject them into the sun, and the damn thing would probably explode. Heroin must make you immortal. Thanks to this new video, now I know the truth. Heroin is the key to everlasting life. I'm gonna go buy some right now!
Kate Moss has reportedly dumped her junkie boyfriend Pete Doherty again, this time in the wake of the video obtained by the Sun UK showing Doherty getting high after slipping off from Kate as the two vacationed in Thailand. But even though some reports say they two have split, others say a perceived split may be staged for public consumption. A source close to Kate says:
"Kate is understandably livid about these pictures. That they were taken just two days after their special commitment ceremony simply adds insult to injury. Of course Kate still loves Pete and vice-versa but she's a clever woman and knows that she has got to put her career first. Kate needs to start looking after herself - or at least be seen to be doing so - and has been strongly advised to take some time off from Pete. This means not getting herself photographed with him and certainly no raucous nights out - at least until the fuss has all died down a bit."
God, being the biggest fuck-up in this relationship is like being the meanest badger. You really really have to step up. The odds of this ending in tragedy can only be expressed in a previously uninvented percentage that's above 100. If they don’t end up dead before summer it will a complete miracle. And quite frankly, so be it, because otherwise they may have kids, and the world needs these two idiots to start a family like we need the return of fire breathing dragons.
The always fantastic Sun UK has acquired a video showing Pete Doherty, boyfriend (husband?) of Kate Moss, injecting himself with cocaine in a hostel in Thailand, all while he talks to a worried Kate on the phone and assures her that he’s “fine“. The video was taken earlier this month just two days after Pete and Kate had their relationship “blessed” in a Buddhist ceremony of the Thai island of Phuket. Although allegedly clean, Doherty left Kate shortly after the ceremony to find drugs and ended up with a 21 year old Australian girl named Jess Lea. Jess recognized Doherty and invited him back to her 15 dollar a night hostel to party with her and two friends. From there, the Sun says:
She asked Doherty if rumors he had married Kate were true. He replied: “No, I love her but I wouldn’t marry her if she was the last woman on Earth. She’s too paranoid.” Minutes later he was on the bed surrounded by cash he said he had taken from Kate. Jess, of Sydney, said she witnessed Doherty injecting coke at least three times between 1.30am and 4am. She added: “It was a bit mind-blowing. He asked us if we minded. Initially we were like, ‘OK, go for it’, but as time went on we began to get nervous.” … Kate kept calling him on the backpacker’s number. Jess said: “Pete kept telling us Kate was paranoid and wanted to know where he was and who the girls he was with were. He kept telling her there were no girls. She did seem quite pissed off, with him constantly pleading, ‘What’s wrong? I love you.’ After one conversation his mood changed. He was quite upset.” Jess and her pals eventually panicked about the drugs and tried to steer Doherty out. But he could not remember where his villa was…
Wow, this dude is like the Hulk. How does he even survive all these drugs. It's actually kind of admirable. Except, whereas the Hulk has superhuman strength, Pete just gets high a lot. And instead of helping people, he gets high. And instead of searching for a cure to his affliction, he gets high and falls down. So, in other words, nothing like the Hulk.
