01.02.2007 MR. AND MRS. PETE DOHERTY

Kate Moss and Pete Doherty were secretly “married” this weekend in a Buddhist ceremony on a beach in Thailand.  Moss, 32, and Doherty, 27, were wed on the island of Phuket but will have to be married again as the ceremony does not have legal standing in their home of England.  Doherty is on a two year probation for his repeated arrests for drug abuse but was allowed to go to Thailand after informing his probation officer.  This is London says:

The wedding was, by all accounts, a romantic affair, with Moss wearing flowers in her hair as the couple exchanged vows … During the Thai ceremony - attended by Moss's mother Linda - the couple had flowers draped over their shoulders and water poured over their heads as they declared their love and commitment to each other.  The supermodel was barefoot and wore a low-cut, shimmering silver dress for the 30-minute service.

It's kinda touching to see two drug addicted social deviants find love.  It's like a fairytale, except instead of white horses and a carriage, Kate will go on her honeymoon hearing voices and yelling at demons, then wake up in a bathtub covered in someone elses blood.  She's like a princess!

09.28.2006 THIS WEEK SUCKS

 

Okay this sucks. Nothings going on. This whole week has sucked. No sluttly pictures of anyone. No fights. Does anyone actually give a shit about Daniel Smith or how he died. Was he gonna be on the Supreme Court or something. Some great inventor or philosopher who changed everything. Yeah, I didn’t think so either.

Pete Doherty was seen buying more needles less than week out of rehab. Why? Because that’s how drugs get into your body.

Up top there is the new Paris video where she thinks she Elsiha Cuthbert in “Girl Next Door”. I don’t think its even legal for her to grind on some 12 year old, but whatever. He might be the greatest actor of our generation just for not throwing up while she sang in his ear. She thinks she’s every boys fantasy. As long as the boy wants to be a pharmacist, she might be right. That kid better have boiled himself after the shoot.



09.26.2006 KATE MOSS IS GETTING MARRIED

Kate Moss could marry on again/off agin boyfriend and drug addict Pete Doherty within the next few weeks, according to various reports.  Moss said yes when Doherty proposed to her during a visit to the Priory Clinic last week, where he was being treated for crack cocaine and heroin abuse.  Doherty is out now and his band begins a tour in Ireland this week.  A source at the clinic said:

"From the moment Pete came into the clinic, he accepted he was addicted to drugs like heroin and crack.  He knew he had a problem.  In counseling sessions he has said things that show he knows what he needs to do – stop taking drugs and seek help as soon as he feels the urge to do so.  Kate has been so impressed with that attitude. She has always loved him but just needed him to straighten up.  Now there's nothing to stop them marrying."

Well they really are an adorable couple.  He’s quite a catch.   Heroin must be filled with anti-oxidants because they both look so healthy and full of life.