By Lex September 03, 2014 @ 11:26 AM
Whenever I show a picture of this model I reflexively mention how her sister is better looking. I can’t help myself. She inevitably sends me an angry letter screaming that her sister is not a whore. Some day I’lll put that connection together. Once I had a middle school teacher call me into his car after school just to inform me I wasn’t half as smart as my older brother he had taught. I thought he was just being unnecessarily mean, but he was a science teacher, incapable of human emotion. He said it was an indisputable fact. I told him if he didn’t give me an ‘A’ I’d tell everybody he tried to touch me in his car. Half as smart, my ass.
Photo Credit: Splash
By Lex November 18, 2013 @ 3:57 PM
It’s been a few months now since I heard from Petra Benova on why I’m a freaking asshole for pointing out that her sister might be the better looking of the two, and with a much nicer ass. I suspect Petra regrets not having offed her younger sibling in her cradle the minute she saw her coo cuter than she ever did. It’s not pretty, but neither is working your way out of Eastern Europe into paid modeling gigs and wealthy suitors in South Florida. I don’t care where the competition comes from, you kill it before it kills you. Petra Benova needs to invite her hotter sister out for a hang gliding adventure vacation in one of those South American nations where for a few bucks they don’t do tons of investigation. Go ruthless or go back to the salt mines.
Photo Credit: Splash
By Lex June 10, 2013 @ 12:46 PM
Yeah, Petra Benova is still angry at me. She probably won’t like me saying she’s beginning to look like an Eastern bloc tennis player from the 80′s. Martina Navratilova in particular. I think she probably ought to consider eating something this month, before the transformation is complete.
Photo Credit: FameFlynet, Splash
By Lex May 20, 2013 @ 2:05 PM
At this point I’m pretty much just posting pictures of model Petra Benova because she wrote me a letter saying I was a jerk and how much she hated me. It did get a bit misty as it reminded me of the last birthday card my mom sent me where she bastardized the Hallmark greeting to read, ‘Now You’re Six …and your ruined my fucking life‘. I seem to get a lot of notes like that. But only rarely do they come from girls who look like Petra Benova. If she wasn’t good looking, I’d have to rely on my standard response to angry letters. Getting drunk and crying.
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
By Lex March 28, 2013 @ 3:57 PM
What happens when you’re a hot ass bikini model and you go to the beach with your friend and she’s got a nicer butt than you? You cap her ass? Tip your cap? Or just hope nobody is around with a camera? Model Petra Benova clearly got fucked on the latter when she met up with her girlfriend on Miami Beach and both girls took to pointing their butts in the direction of a photographer, who captured the two rumps side by side for comparison (Petra on the right, friend on the left).
Petra Benova has an ass you would not throw out of bed, let alone ever get into bed. But her friend, yep, it’s better. Probably just cost Petra a few modeling gigs. Bitch.
Photo credit: FF / PCN