Pia Mia Perez Pink Bikini Titties And Shit Around The Web

Pia Mia Perez is easily written off. Less easily so when showing off her titties in a pink bikini because you tried to write her off. Now who feels schooled? read more

Pia Mia Perez Understands the Program

Grandma used to warn the young'uns not to dress showy or boys would think you were that kind of girl. Now archetypalprostitute garb will get you where you need to go. It's not sex work if you pretend you're a musical artist. How's that album with Kanye coming along? The... read more

Pia Mia Perez Opens Up to Uncle Terry

It's unclear whether Uncle Terry slaps these girls with his cock before or after the shoot. Maybe one for good luck prior, then a countdown of raw penis slaps across the chops depending on how well the shoot went and if they are known to have parents that give a damn.... read more

Kylie Jenner Skin Tight Wing Girl

Kris Jenner brought out her sex mannequin daughter and her friend from Guam trying to be an immigrated harder whore to remind everybody that her posse rolls hard, big, and will do anal for Bitcoin. Kris Jenner was being celebrated for her new cover of Haute Living... read more

Kendall Jenner, Hailey Baldwin And Pia Mia Perez in Bikinis in Mexico

Mexico is sending us their rapists. We're sending them our whores. It makes sense if you studied street economics. Kris Jenner dispatched Kendall Jenner along with Hailey Baldwin and Pia Mia Perez down to Mexico to chaperone her barely legal daughter being fucked on the... read more

Kylie Jenner and Pia Mia Perez Spandex Truants

Kylie Jenner's 957th unexcused absence from school was a day well spent. The Jenner daughter sorted out her feelings on chemtrails and dad's nationally televised castration by grabbing brothel locker partner Pia Mia Perez and rebooting Adrian Lyne's Foxes along Rodeo... read more

Jenner Girls Try to Maintain Normal

There's a shit ton of stuff you can get done as a teen when high school isn't on the menu. Get Softcore United on the phone tree and coordinate a bare midriff shopping trip. Some day, you'll shopping as a grown woman. This is practice. Sneak into the alley for a... read more

Pia Mia Perez Peaks

When your daughter comes to you with a vivid dream of showing off her tits and hanging with the Jenners and having Kanye as her late night private music mentor, that's not a dream, that's an omen. She may only be twelve, but inspirational quotes don't include phrases... read more

Chris Brown's Celebrity Felon Kick Ball Raises Eleven Dollars (VIDEO)

Only mostly everybody at Chris Brown's Kick'N' It for Charity Celebrity Kickball game in Glendale had rap sheets. Chris, DJ Khaled, The Game, and a few other charitable fellows famous for drugs and beating women showed up for a cause nobody could actually name. Paris... read more

Kanye's Teen Project Awaits His Return

Before Jesus told Kanye to go become Kim Kardashian's third husband, Kanye was spending late nights at the studio with Kylie's teen singing friend Pia Mia Perez. Kanye insists the bleached blond YouTube star is going to be the next Rihanna. I think that means she's young... read more

Pia Mia Perez Is Kanye's Achievement Whore

When you think about all the things Kanye has given this world, from his three good songs, to his giant pictures of things, and some wicked bad-ass sneakers, it's hard to imagine he has anything left to give. But like Jesus himself who rose from a tormented death, Kanye... read more