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Piers Morgan Finally Goes Away

Piers Morgan is no longer employed by CNN. After taking over for Larry King, Morgan saw the show's ratings tank because the change of face suddenly made people realize they had actually been watching Larry King stumble through interviews for the past 80 years. Morgan's show focused on his hatred of guns and dental floss and also regularly devoted time to issues such as what type of tampon Miley Cyrus is currently...read more

the UK has a peition to make us keep Piers Morgan

According to CBS News today, over 80,000 people have now signed the petition to deport CNN host Piers Morgan back to England since he began calling for stricter gun control laws in the US. Unfortunately, England has the internet too, and they got wind of this, and now they have a petition to keep him in the US, because "no one in the UK wants him back." And their petition has a hand drawn brown and white picture of...read more

Kirk Cameron offended the gays. Again.

The ironically named GLAAD is once again pissed off about something, this time Kirk Cameron and the things he said on CNN during an interview with Piers Morgan. I'm assuming it was the part where he implied homosexuality might destroy civilization. "I think that it's unnatural," Cameron (said). "I think that it's detrimental, and ultimately destructive to so many of the foundations of civilization." Into the fires...read more

wednesday headlines

LARRY KING - announced his retirement last night and 'Americas Got Talent' judge Piers Morgan could sign a deal to replace him as early as today. King had no comment about Morgan because CNN had already pushed him down the stairs and locked the door behind him. (radar) WONDER WOMAN - has a new costume and her slutty bodysuit has been replaced with pants and a jacket. The new writer also wanted to, "give her breast...read more