Pink is Glamorous

By Lex April 30, 2013 @ 4:29 PM

Pink On The Cover Of June Glamour
Pink is pretty hot for a dude. I don’t say that lightly. Of all the girls who look kind of like dudes, Pink I think you get away with liking without your buddies calling you the next Jason Collins. It’s a fine line between wanting a strong, haunchy, ruffian woman in bed and just wanting to lie down with a man. I’m calling Pink on this side of the line.

Here’s Pink in Glamour magazine. If you read this magazine, you’re on the other side of the line. Not that it matters.

Photo Credit: Glamour Magazine

Miley and Pink looked really sexy last night

By brendon September 07, 2012 @ 1:54 PM


Miley Cyrus and Pink both showed off their daring sense of style and originality at the VMA’s last night, and the result was me having to give an image credit to a zoo.

At least Pink always does stuff like this. Miley just looks desperate, as if we’re gonna forget that she’s only famous because of her Disney show, which she only got because her dad had a very popular song in 1992. Road construction barricades in a Jason Statham movie have a more promising Hollywood career than Miley.

(image source = getty, san diego zoo)

Pink is pregnant

By brendon November 10, 2010 @ 11:36 AM

EXCLUSIVE: Is Pink Pregnant?!

As first reported on Tyler (not really but whatever), Pink looked to be newly pregnant earlier this week, and now has confirmed it. In the most awkward way imaginable.

No word yet on the color of the bundle, but Pink’s a mommy-to-be!
“She’s 12 weeks along,” says an insider. “She wanted to do it between tours, when she has some time off.”
The source adds that after the duo’s 2008 separation, “Pink was determined to make the relationship solid. Now she’s really happy, and she’s excited she got pregnant so fast! She’ll be a brilliant mother.”

“No word yet on the color of the bundle”?

Well, if I’m Carey Hart, and I’m white, and my wife is white, that bundle better be white. If not it’s gonna be blue after I tie it to a rock and throw it in the ocean. I’m tough but fair.

Pink might be pregnant

By brendon November 08, 2010 @ 6:57 PM

EXCLUSIVE: Is Pink Pregnant?!

Pink and Carey Hart were out running errands in Malibu this morning, and Flynet says, “It looks like Pink may be pregnant and is sporting a baby bump!”

It’s good to see these two, who have had some rocky patches in their… wait, Pink is a woman? Biologically? That’s not right is it? Hold on, I need to look some stuff up, I don’t think that’s right.

Pink is in a bikini. doing this.

By brendon July 21, 2010 @ 1:13 PM


A good way to measure a woman’s worth as a human being is based on how slutty she is. I never really liked Pink before, but then she and her boyfriend Carey Hart went on this yacht in the south of France, and she laid there in a bikini with her legs spread while strangers took pictures of it. So it turns out she’s a great role model. These pictures have really turned my world upside down.

pink fell off the stage and went to the hospital

By brendon July 16, 2010 @ 11:15 AM

Pink does this high wire act, part of her Gozer the Gozarian thing, in her concerts now, but yesterday everything went to hell and she ended up in a hospital in Nuremberg, Germany, after she fell out of a harness and slammed into a steel barricade. Luckily her hands still worked though, and she was able to get on twitter and let everyone know she was ok.

– To all my Nuremberg fans- I am so so so sorry to end the show that way.I am embarrassed and very sorry. I’m in ambulance now but I will b fine
– Ok all my lovers out there- nothings broken, no fluid in the lungs, just seriously sore. I made that barricade my b*tch!!!! Thanx Nuremberg:(
– okay. full steam ahead pain, no gain. or is it no brain, no pain? either way, i will be on that stage, even if i have to crawl:)

Pink seems pretty cool lately. She was the one in a hospital yet her first thought was to apologize and vow to get right back to work. I’ll skip work if it’s really sunny outside, or go pout if I can’t find a good song on the radio, yet this bitch is gonna be thrown around in the air with black and blue ribs. Between her and 5-year-old Jaden Smith kicking people in the face, this summer hasn’t exactly highlighted my masculinity.