11.10.2010 Pink is pregnant

EXCLUSIVE: Is Pink Pregnant?!

As first reported on Tyler (not really but whatever), Pink looked to be newly pregnant earlier this week, and now Us.com has confirmed it. In the most awkward way imaginable.

No word yet on the color of the bundle, but Pink’s a mommy-to-be!
“She’s 12 weeks along,” says an insider. “She wanted to do it between tours, when she has some time off.”
The source adds that after the duo’s 2008 separation, “Pink was determined to make the relationship solid. Now she’s really happy, and she’s excited she got pregnant so fast! She’ll be a brilliant mother.”

“No word yet on the color of the bundle”?

Well, if I’m Carey Hart, and I’m white, and my wife is white, that bundle better be white. If not it’s gonna be blue after I tie it to a rock and throw it in the ocean. I’m tough but fair.

11.08.2010 Pink might be pregnant

EXCLUSIVE: Is Pink Pregnant?!

Pink and Carey Hart were out running errands in Malibu this morning, and Flynet says, “It looks like Pink may be pregnant and is sporting a baby bump!”

It’s good to see these two, who have had some rocky patches in their… wait, Pink is a woman? Biologically? That’s not right is it? Hold on, I need to look some stuff up, I don’t think that’s right.


07.21.2010 Pink is in a bikini. doing this.

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A good way to measure a woman’s worth as a human being is based on how slutty she is. I never really liked Pink before, but then she and her boyfriend Carey Hart went on this yacht in the south of France, and she laid there in a bikini with her legs spread while strangers took pictures of it. So it turns out she’s a great role model. These pictures have really turned my world upside down.


07.16.2010 pink fell off the stage and went to the hospital

Pink does this high wire act, part of her Gozer the Gozarian thing, in her concerts now, but yesterday everything went to hell and she ended up in a hospital in Nuremberg, Germany, after she fell out of a harness and slammed into a steel barricade. Luckily her hands still worked though, and she was able to get on twitter and let everyone know she was ok.
 

- To all my Nuremberg fans- I am so so so sorry to end the show that way.I am embarrassed and very sorry. I’m in ambulance now but I will b fine
- Ok all my lovers out there- nothings broken, no fluid in the lungs, just seriously sore. I made that barricade my b*tch!!!! Thanx Nuremberg:(
- okay. full steam ahead people.no pain, no gain. or is it no brain, no pain? either way, i will be on that stage, even if i have to crawl:)

Pink seems pretty cool lately. She was the one in a hospital yet her first thought was to apologize and vow to get right back to work. I’ll skip work if it’s really sunny outside, or go pout if I can’t find a good song on the radio, yet this bitch is gonna be thrown around in the air with black and blue ribs. Between her and 5-year-old Jaden Smith kicking people in the face, this summer hasn’t exactly highlighted my masculinity.

09.18.2009 what did you do, ray

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In theory a girl in a naked skintight catsuit should be hot, but Pink is so androgynous it’s hard to even know what her plan was two nights ago during a concert in Seattle. If she was trying to look sexy, she pretty much failed. However if her plan was to scare people into thinking she was Gozer the Gozerian, well then mission accomplished.

“Where do these stairs go?”
“They go up.”


09.12.2008 XENU GOT TO PINK

Will Smith and Jennifer Lopez have yet to officially confirm that they've become scientologists, although many think that is the case, and now Star magazine says there may another secret convert.

Pop star PINK has reportedly turned to Scientology to help her move on after her split from husband CAREY HART.
The pair's two-year marriage ended earlier this year (08), and friends reveal the singer has sought comfort from pal Juliette Lewis, who is introducing her to the controversial religion, popular with superstars like Beck, Lisa Marie Presley, Tom Cruise and John Travolta.
A source tells Star magazine, "Pink is in the beginning stages of checking out the religion, but she has taken to it and she wants to get more involved."

Eh who cares.  It’s just Pink.  People act like Scientology is talking over Hollywood.  More often than not it's nobodies like Danny Masterson, Jenna Elfman and Kirstie Alley.  You could see a more star studded line up than that at an Alabama boat show.