Pink thinks she all tough with her poorly thought out tats and dumb little hat but she’s a little bitch. Paddling around in the ocean like some kind of queer. I like to chum the water with blood and fish heads and goat carcasses and and then go surfing. It makes it more exciting!
Good luck to Pink in her ongoing search for whatever her sexual identity/gender may be. Over the weekend in Malibu she sort of looked like a like a girl with her dumb bikini and baby sun hat, in the same vague sense that bearded ladies at the circus sort of look like girls.
You can tell by the way she pees on the ground next to her car that Pink is like some kind of fairy princess from olden times. Like the kind you read about in books. Books with drawings of spooky forests and talking mice. I bet little cartoon bluebirds pull back her sheets every morning as the sun warms her room with a smile and the candlestick and teapot sing to her about the ball.
The much talked American Idol season finale will be more than just the final episode where the winner is reveled, it will be a ambitious poverty-relief campaign, with guest performances by Gwen Stefani, Josh Groban, Pink, Michael Bubl, Annie Lennox, Il Divo and Borat. MTV.com says:
The April 24-25 episodes are aimed at raising awareness and funds for poverty-relief organizations helping children in the United States and Africa. The first night will find the top six finalists on the show singing "life anthems" about hope and compassion, with show sponsors Coke and AT&T donating money to charity for every vote cast via phone or text message. The next night's show will feature the celebrity lineup, which was put together by "Idol" judge Simon Cowell. The money raised from the special programs will be split between organizations including the U.S. Fund for UNICEF, the Global Fund, Save the Children, Nothing but Nets and Malaria No More. In the United States, the money will be focused on organizations that deliver programs to some of the country's most disadvantaged children, while in Africa, funds will be used to provide health and education programs.
Wow. That shit sounds depressing. Honestly, the only way I would watch this nonsense is if it was projected onto Marissa Millers naked ass.
Pink's marriage to motocross star Carey Hart may be on the rocks after less than one year. The two were married on a beach in Costa Rica in January of 2006, but havent been able to spend any long stretches of time together ever since because of work. The National Enquirer quotes a source:
"Pink and Carey's marriage is in trouble. They're both crazy busy with their separate careers, and it's beginning to take a toll on their relationship. They're hardly ever together."
Yeah you have to believe that if Cary Heart spent any amount of time with Pink he would have divorced her a long time ago. She’s basically a dude. The tomboy act wears thin after about age 8. I'm not saying every girl has to stroll the plantation with her fan and parasol while entertaining her gentleman callers, but having her yell at me to come see the record setting dump she just took isn't exactly gonna lead us on a mysterious journey to intrigue, where desire leads to obsession, and obsession leads to madness.
Thanks to the miracle of modern photography, Pink actually looks reasonably attractive in these pictures by singer Bryan Adams, who now claims to be a photographer so he can get chicks to take their clothes off. Which seems like kind of a hassle. My fake cop uniform and badge is so much easier, although some seem confused when I tell them they’ve got “the right to remain satisfied, baby.”
(umm, yeah, these are a little old, but the decent quality is new, and today is boring so far, so there you go)
