Piper Perabo was that girl from Coyote Ugly until she became that girl from the lezzie film Los and Delirious where she had sex with Jessica Pare. Once you’ve had sex with Jessica Pare, that’s pretty much all you’ll ever be known for. Trust me. I’m sick of it. Piper I guess wants to be known for something else now that she showed up in a see-through top at the upfronts in New York for USA Network. She’s wearing pasties underneath which kind of is a big fuck you to the 3% of straight men interested in a television red carpet event. Still, tits remain the best attention grabber ever so I guess Piper wins.
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