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Kate Middleton Is Having A Girl

The Royal Family does absolutely nothing when it comes to running the United Kingdom, but they have a shit ton of money, so they get to pretend that crowns and robes still mean something over there. English people eat it up, too, because if Prince William was just Bill the accountant he'd probably have to pay for sex, even with a girl like Kate Middleton, who on her best days is a solid 7. But since William is a...read more

Usher wants Pippa Middleton to model lingerie

Pippa Middleton became world famous when she and her ass upstaged her sisters wedding to Prince William, and now Usher, who has a line of lingerie coming out this summer for some reason, tells Look magazine that he wants Pippa to take most of her clothes off so he can take pictures of her. As if that was some original idea no one else had thought of. "I don't think there's a more beautiful, more stunning, more...read more

Princess Kates sister has a hot ass

This morning of course was the long awaited royal wedding between Prince William and Kate Middleton, and like all of you, it really touched my heart. Especially when they showed the tight white dress Kates sister (and Maid of Honor) Pippa wore, and the way it clung to her hot ass. Also when Kate and William stepped out onto the balcony for their first kiss. I thought it was disrespectful though when the crowd started...read more