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Jennifer Lopez and Pitbull Get Stuck (VIDEO)

I hate to think that Putin won at anything, but, damn, that Sochi opening ceremony spectacular made Communism look amazing. Brazil has spent eleven billion on the World Cup, but most of that went to buy ring pops for the City of God gangsters for their promise to reduce tourist kidnappings by sixty-percent in June. The opening ceremonies today looked like the kids decided to put on a play to save Mrs. Beasley's civic...read more

Lindsay Lohan is suing Pitbull for defamation

Just one post ago I thought Lindsay Lohan was on the verge of losing her livelihood, but I had forgotten about her frivolous lawsuits. Luckily she just filed one against Pittbul, Ne-Yo, and Afrojack for--brace yourself--defamation of character, because of a line in the song 'Give Me Everything' which says... "Hustlers move aside, so I'm tiptoein', to keep flowin' I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan." Lindsay feels...read more

Pitbull has a solid right

Pitbull should be a Secret Service agent or something because he's pretty calm when shit goes down. At a recent show in Aspen, he brought a guy on stage, punched him in the face and then kicked him, but at no point did the song stop and he picked up right where he was supposed to. Granted this maybe wasn't the most formidable of opponents. That dude may be the baddest son of a bitch in Aspen, but that's like being the...read more