Lady Gaga Rape Challenged and Pitbull Florida Perfect in the Last Men on Earth Podcast #70

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast Matt cries rape and nobody cares, Pitbull discloses he's Florida's paid bitch, Julia Ioffe receives you-go-girl's for her Ivanka Trump incest jokes, women who don't want kids are blaming an ailing Gaia, Baywatch bitching returns,... read more

Pitbull Took a Cool Million from Florida

The State of Florida somewhat quietly paid Pitbull a million dollars for a year of promoting the Sunshine State in the media and through musical performances. This included making Florida super sexy as only a bald Cuban in bad suits and your grandfather's sunglasses can... read more

Jennifer Lopez and Pitbull Get Stuck (VIDEO)

I hate to think that Putin won at anything, but, damn, that Sochi opening ceremony spectacular made Communism look amazing. Brazil has spent eleven billion on the World Cup, but most of that went to buy ring pops for the City of God gangsters for their promise to reduce... read more

Lindsay Lohan is suing Pitbull for defamation

Just one post ago I thought Lindsay Lohan was on the verge of losing her livelihood, but I had forgotten about her frivolous lawsuits. Luckily she just filed one against Pittbul, Ne-Yo, and Afrojack for--brace yourself--defamation of character, because of a line in the... read more

Pitbull has a solid right

Pitbull should be a Secret Service agent or something because he's pretty calm when shit goes down. At a recent show in Aspen, he brought a guy on stage, punched him in the face and then kicked him, but at no point did the song stop and he picked up right where he was... read more