On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast Matt cries rape and nobody cares, Pitbull discloses he's Florida's paid bitch, Julia Ioffe receives you-go-girl's for her Ivanka Trump incest jokes, women who don't want kids are blaming... READ MORE

The State of Florida somewhat quietly paid Pitbull a million dollars for a year of promoting the Sunshine State in the media and through musical performances. This included making Florida super sexy as only a bald Cuban in bad... READ MORE

I hate to think that Putin won at anything, but, damn, that Sochi opening ceremony spectacular made Communism look amazing. Brazil has spent eleven billion on the World Cup, but most of that went to buy ring pops for... READ MORE

Just one post ago I thought Lindsay Lohan was on the verge of losing her livelihood, but I had forgotten about her frivolous lawsuits. Luckily she just filed one against Pittbul, Ne-Yo, and Afrojack for–brace yourself–defamation of character, because... READ MORE

Pitbull should be a Secret Service agent or something because he’s pretty calm when shit goes down. At a recent show in Aspen, he brought a guy on stage, punched him in the face and then kicked him, but... READ MORE