KANYE WEST – has apologized to Taylor Swift again but tonight he can do it on TV because he’s a guest on the new Jay Leno show. Kanye is only scheduled as a musical guest, but it would be hard to not mention last night. Of course Kanye will probably take the microphone and yell at everyone so Jays questions won’t really matter anyway. (ap)
WHITNEY HOUSTON – tells Oprah that Bobby Brown once spit in her face. No one likes a tattle-tale Whitney. (ny daily news)
BRITNEY SPEARS - saw a male model named Bekim Trenova in a magazine and decided he should be her boyfriend, so she faked an audition for one of her videos. When he arrived there was no camera crew, just Britney. “But Bekim found the whole thing ‘weird’ and made a polite but excuse ridden escape.” That’s why my fake production office is surrounded by a wall of fire. (ny daily news)
JAYDE NICOLE - Hef may be (is) 1900 years old, but his penises decision making is mint condition. Jayde Nicole is awesome, like a discount Megan Fox, and this months Playmate (Kimberly Phillips – nsfw pic and centerfold) is even hotter. Point being, Jayde hit Miami Beach today with her family but without her dumbass boyfriend. In fact they haven’t been together in almost a week. Don’t worry Jayde, I get the message. Loud and clear. You want me to kill Brody Jenner. I’m way ahead of you.
(10 more pictures here. hq jump here. source = splash news online)
LINDSAY LOHAN - ‘Life and Style’ points out the remarkable similarities between the women who “robbed” Lindsay and regular Lindsay. It would have been easy enough for her to truly disguise herself, but consider this: Lindsay is an idiot. (life and style)
LADY GAGA - went on The Matt And Jo Radio Show in Australia and because Aussies are cool/drunk, they asked her straight out if she was a hermaphrodite. She didn’t say yes or no, just “the subject is beneath me.” Yes, exactly, so look beneath you to where the subject is and describe what you see you creepy bitch. (hear the audio here)
PLAYBOY - is now offering Lindsay almost 1M to pose for the magazine, but she’s still being coy. This bitch is nuts. Everyone has already seen her naked (here) and she’s crazy if she thinks the offer will go higher. In another year she’ll be lucky to get a photoshoot where guys stand around and pee on her. (the sun)
CURRENT SONG - ‘Get Off’ by the Dandy Warhols. They would be more popular except no one seems to know who they are. I’m pretty savvy about the music industry. (youtube)
NOEMI LETIZIA - this is the 18-year-old who is having an affair with the 72-year old Prime Minister of Italy. Someone with bigger balls than him was unavailable for comment because they don’t exist. (hq jump)
Playboy hosted their 3rd Hot Summer Nights party this weekend, benefiting the United Breast Cancer Foundation, and someone over there is clearly a genius. If you want to scare people about breast cancer, you need to bring in a bunch of girls with huge breasts, really remind them what we stand to lose. If you invite a bunch of survivors, you take the chance that the girl is pretty anyway, then people think maybe breast cancer is not so bad. But it is bad. As far as life changing events, it’s even bigger than getting pregnant. Because you can’t just drown cancer in the sink.
(hq jump here. source = wenn)
Jayde Nicole, star of “the Hills”, Playboy, and my erotic fantasies, wore some cruelty-free bikini to hand out vegetairan hot dogs today on Capitol Hill, apprently under the impression that getting Senators to masturbate will somehow fix whatever it is the hippies are complaining about now.
On the other side is a close up of Jayde from the waist down (not my edit, I’d like to add). The pic is taken slightly from the right, but don’t bother moving to the left and trying to see her kitty. I just ended up running in circles, convinced if I moved left faster it would work. But then as I ran around and around towards the left I got dizzy and fell down and slammed against the counter and I knocked a glass over and it broke and I fell on it and now the doctor says I have hepatitis.
(3 more pics here. hq jump here. image source = splash news online)
Kendra Wilkinson married Philadelphia Eagle wide-receiver Hank Baskett this weekend at the Playboy Mansion in LA, and even though these aren’t official wedding photos, they really came out beautifully. Especially this one. I can’t explain why that one is so special, but you could say the same about falling in love, couldn’t you?
(17 more pics here. hq jump here. source = flynet, splash news online)
I naturally assume that everyone is still riding the high of LSU winning the College World Series last night, their sixth since 1991, so I’m sorry to drag everyone down, but late last night Farrah Fawcetts publicist made this statement:
It was just related to me, that our Farrah just given last rites. She is not in any pain. For those who believe make contact with god now.
That was on his Twitter page, and I’m no pc homo but I don’t think it would have killed him to change out his wildly, insanely inappropriate wallpaper before making a post about his client going to see God. But whatever. I thought a nice way to honor Farrah on what may be her final day would be to post a bunch of her Playboy pictures and then stare at her tits. You stay classy Brendon!
BREAKING CRAPPY UPDATE - at 9:37am pct, Entertainment Tonight issued an alert reporting that Farrah Fawcett died this morning at the age of 62.
(the pictures start here, and I should mention that they were surprisingly hard to find, so I tacked on Melanie Griffiths 1976 shoot when she was 19 - guest starring Don Johnson and Not Shaving - and Bo Dereks in 1980. I figure they’re all basically the same thing)
