Casey Anthony Should Do Porn

By Travis March 05, 2013 @ 9:00 AM

Casey Anthony made her first public appearance in almost two years yesterday, as she attended her bankruptcy hearing in Tampa, FL to plead her case that she’s broke. Casey currently owes about $800,000 in legal fees and whatever else, despite the fact that her lawyer made a few hundred thousand dollars from selling pictures and granting interviews, but she told the judge that she only had about $400 to her name.

Even better, she admitted that she’s been paying rent with money given to her as charity, because people are fucking idiots.

In her first public appearance since beating the charge she killed her 2-year-old daughter Caylee, Anthony admitted she has no job, no car and no income beyond the money and gift cards given by both random supporters and friends allowing her to live rent-free. She claimed she had $484 to her name.

“I guess you could say I’m living free off the kindness” of others, Anthony said at the bankruptcy hearing in Tampa. (NY Daily News)

Back in 2011, Vivid Entertainment offered Casey a $250,000 porn contract, but that was later withdrawn because people were pissed off. Of all the things that porn companies do, offering an accused murderer a contract was apparently “too much”. Whatever, if Casey’s so hard up for cash now, she should at least see if anyone will still pay her to star in a prison-themed gangbang.

At the very least, she could sell her life rights and have Tori Black star in a movie about her. She owes us that much.

Hong Kong 3D porn is cuming to America.

By brendon May 26, 2011 @ 12:00 PM

(see what I did there?)

‘Sex and Zen 3D: Extreme Ecstasy’ has finally secured a distribution deal in the US, after breaking box office records around the world. And not just records against movies where a good review includes the phrase “cum soaked”. Against real movies like ‘Avatar’, and beating movies like ‘Scream 4′ and ‘Fast Five’.

The Hollywood Reporter says…

China Lion bought “the world’s first 3D erotic film” –  whose cast includes Japanese porn stars — after seeing its Hong Kong opening day gross of $351,000 beat the record set by ‘Avatar’ and watching the film sell out its entire first week in Hong Kong.
Both Australia and New Zealand censors let ‘Sex and Zen 3D’ screen uncut with an R18 rating.
(In Australia), ‘Sex’ took in $600,000 on nine screens for a per-screen average of $67,000, more than six times the per screen average of ‘Scream 4′.
In six weeks, ‘Sex’ has made $1.1 million, $122,000 per screen, beating the ‘Fast 5′ per screen average of $114,000.
In New Zealand, ‘Sex’ had an opening week per screen average of $24,000, matching the per screen take of ‘Pirates of Caribbean: On Stranger Tides’.

I love Asian girls and I love porn, so I was very pleasantly surprised by the trailer. As long as a musket has the only balls flying toward the screen, this should be fine.