Obama Had All The Hilarious Jokes (VIDEO)

On Saturday, Joel McHale hosted the annual White House Correspondents' Association dinner, which is the one night of the year that President Obama gets to unwind a little and make fun of the many, many, many, manymanymany people who give him shit on a daily basis with... read more

Friday Afternoon Headlines

ALICIA KEYS - will sing the National Anthem at Super Bowl XLVII in New Orleans on February 3rd. Or 4th, or 5th, or whenever it is that Saints fans run out of beer bottles to throw at Roger Goodell and they can start the game. (e!) AMERICAN IDOL - returned Wednesday and... read more

Jon Lovitz called President Obama a "fucking asshole"

Former "Saturday Night Live" star Jon Lovitz called President Obama "a fucking asshole" among other things during a podcast with Kevin Smith, because of a tax system where 10 percent of the population pays 70 percent of the income tax (and 1 percent pays almost 40), yet... read more

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George Clooney is raising $6,000,000 for Obama

ET says George Clooney will host a fundraiser on May 10 at his home in LA for 150 guests, or however many can afford the tickets which cost $40,000 a piece. All proceeds will go to President Obama's re-election fund. There's no word yet on what will go on at this event... read more

David Cross did coke next to the President

‘Arrested Development' and 'Mr. Show' star David Cross tells the March issue of Playboy that he did a small amount of cocaine at the 2009 White House Correspondents' Dinner. In other words, in the same room as President Barack Obama and the Secret Service. "It was a tiny... read more

bin Laden is photogenic

On Thursday, Time magazine will run a cover showing Osama bin Laden stamped with a red X, because yesterday SEAL Team 6 kicked in the door of his bedroom and shot him in his fucking face. It's similar to the covers announcing the death of Adolf Hitler in 1945, Saddam... read more

morning headlines

PRESIDENT OBAMA – the President has formally apologized for a joke he made on “the Tonight Show” last night (video), when he compared his bowling to “the Special Olympics or something.” Although in his apology he said, “at least you guys play sports instead of faggin off... read more