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Prince Harry Hugging Animals in Africa

Prince Harry has been in Africacontinuing his service to the planet by way of a series of highly photographed deployments into war torn nations, third world slums, and now endangered species nursing in Africa. Individually, each of his deeds are sincere. Collectively, he's a politician kissing newsworthy babies and hoping nobody asks why he and his family don't need real jobs. In Namibia, Harry hugged an injured...read more

Meet The 12 Biggest Idiots In America (VIDEO)

Not since the Fox reality dating series Joe Millionaire has something so fucking stupid made its way onto network television (probably an exaggeration), but I Wanna Marry Harry is finally here to make the rest of the world believe that Americans are as dumb as they think we are. On this new series, 12 female idiots are brought to England for what they think is the chance to win Prince Harry's heart, because if there's...read more

Poor Prince Harry, Back To Sleeping With Any Woman He Wants

Everyone in England had thought that 29-year old Prince Harry had finally found love after dating Cressida Bonas for almost two whole years, after a string of rumored flings and girlfriends before her. Sad news for fans of symbolic royalty today, though, as the Daily Mail confirmed that the couple has indeed split, while denying rumors that Cressida had become too clingy, and instead feels that she needs to focus on...read more

The Downside of Being Harry

It goes without saying that being born Prince Harry is a pretty sweet roll of the cosmic dice. You get cars and girls and money just for emerging out of the right vagina. It's not a bad gig. But, at times, it comes with its downsides. Like having to hang with lap-banded Chris Christie on the boardwalk touring Sandy damage. Chris Christie cares about hurricane damage in New Jersey a whole lot. He has to. Prince Harry...read more

Taylor Swift Is Out Of Her Mind

According to the Sun's super-secret sources, singer Taylor Swift is trying to snag an invite to one of Prince Harry's parties when he makes his potentially-nude return to the U.S. in May. One of Harry's parties will take place in Washington DC around the same time as Swift's two shows at the Verizon Center, so naturally this means that the girl who dates everyone wants to make her next album about the Royal Redhead. A...read more