Prince Harry Hugging Animals in Africa

Prince Harry has been in Africacontinuing his service to the planet by way of a series of highly photographed deployments into war torn nations, third world slums, and now endangered species nursing in Africa. Individually, each of his deeds are sincere. Collectively,... read more

Meet The 12 Biggest Idiots In America (VIDEO)

Not since the Fox reality dating series Joe Millionaire has something so fucking stupid made its way onto network television (probably an exaggeration), but I Wanna Marry Harry is finally here to make the rest of the world believe that Americans are as dumb as they think... read more

Poor Prince Harry, Back To Sleeping With Any Woman He Wants

Everyone in England had thought that 29-year old Prince Harry had finally found love after dating Cressida Bonas for almost two whole years, after a string of rumored flings and girlfriends before her. Sad news for fans of symbolic royalty today, though, as the Daily... read more

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The Downside of Being Harry

It goes without saying that being born Prince Harry is a pretty sweet roll of the cosmic dice. You get cars and girls and money just for emerging out of the right vagina. It's not a bad gig. But, at times, it comes with its downsides. Like having to hang with lap-banded... read more

Taylor Swift Is Out Of Her Mind

According to the Sun's super-secret sources, singer Taylor Swift is trying to snag an invite to one of Prince Harry's parties when he makes his potentially-nude return to the U.S. in May. One of Harry's parties will take place in Washington DC around the same time as... read more