Meghan Markle Failing At Being A Royal Snob

September 27, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Titles are titles, they don’t necessarily by default fully define the person that is attached to them. Whether Meghan Markle has finally upgraded to the Empress of Earth or lives out the remainder of her life as the Duchess... READ MORE

The Jig Is Finally Up With Prince William’s Dome

January 18, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

It’s been thirty-five-years in the making, but Prince William has now, for the first time, officially buzzed his head, and the Internet is eating up every failed follicle on his bald dome. If The Crown has taught me anything it’s that... READ MORE

Brits Pissed At Meghan Markle’s Skank Dress In Olan Mills Engagement Portraits

December 22, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

If watching The Crown has taught us anything it's that Matt Smith is as ugly as damn sin and that the success of the Royal Family hinges on their image as the standard of class, elegance, and timelessness. And since... READ MORE

America Not Buying This Royal Wedding Hype

November 29, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Prince Harry isn't really a Prince. He's sixth in line to the idiotic throne of a country that is equal parts stuck in the past and mired in Islamist PC surrender.

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Barbados Needs a Better Tourism Board (VIDEO)

December 2, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Barbados is celebrating its 50th year of Independence from British colonial rule. That's the day they finally told the English to leave, then promptly created four-color travel brochures reminding them how much they secretly liked fucking black chicks. READ MORE

Prince Harry Rises To His Chick’s Defense

November 8, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Prince Harry became the five-thousandth famous person in history to deliver a pointless speech to the media about leaving his family and girlfriend alone. In particular, Harry seems rather miffed by sexist, racist, and overly personal Internet article comments... READ MORE

Prince Harry Hugging Animals in Africa

December 4, 2015 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Prince Harry has been in Africa continuing his service to the planet by way of a series of highly photographed deployments into war torn nations, third world slums, and now endangered species nursing in Africa. Individually, each of his deeds... READ MORE

Meet The 12 Biggest Idiots In America (VIDEO)

May 21, 2014 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Not since the Fox reality dating series Joe Millionaire has something so fucking stupid made its way onto network television (probably an exaggeration), but I Wanna Marry Harry is finally here to make the rest of the world believe... READ MORE

Poor Prince Harry, Back To Sleeping With Any Woman He Wants

April 30, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Everyone in England had thought that 29-year old Prince Harry had finally found love after dating Cressida Bonas for almost two whole years, after a string of rumored flings and girlfriends before her. Sad news for fans of symbolic... READ MORE

The Downside of Being Harry

May 15, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It goes without saying that being born Prince Harry is a pretty sweet roll of the cosmic dice. You get cars and girls and money just for emerging out of the right vagina. It’s not a bad gig. But,... READ MORE