Jackson Family Values

Tuesday was the sixth anniversary of Michael Jackson's death and subsequent refusal to acknowledge his sexual preferencesby the black community. When Jackson passed away his estate was bankrupt. It is now worth $2 billion. Each of Jackson's definitely not biological children Prince, Paris, and Blanket, are now eligible to liquidate his estate and make $100 million a piece and follow in his footsteps of overdosing on...read more

Prince Jackson Targeted

Prince Jackson just turned eighteen and got a chunk of the Michael Jackson fortune making him the immediate target of competency barbs almost certainlycoming from his own family. The dead Michael Jackson teat has a lot of mouths to feed. Stories have begun showing up in the press about how the most seemingly normal Jackson ever, Prince, is having alcoholic beverages at bars, engaging in sexual activity, and even maybe...

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Prince Jackson Seems Normal

The human fallout from Neverland Ranch rivals that of Fukushima, only Japanese people with glowing tumors at least have a medical fighting chance. The kids who swung the pedophile play structure at Michael Jackson's private retreat for pubescent exploration are never to be cured. Even McCauley Caulkin who didn't get finger shtupped never quite got over being left out of the Jesus Juice games. Prince Jackson seems kind...

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joe jackson might be the devil

Prince Jackson and sexy Austin Powers his sister Paris were forced on stage last night at the Staples Center in LA to accept a Grammy for their dad Michael, their first public appearance since his televised funeral in June. Which, by the way, was also held on that same stage at the Staples Center. Now we can go back and forth all day as to whether you should push a 12-year-old boy in front of millions and have him...

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