Charlize Theron is just fantastic looking

By brendon June 01, 2012 @ 4:42 PM

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Charlize Theron looked absolutely amazing last night at the world premiere of ‘Prometheus’ in London, especially when you consider that she’s 54 and has three kids. Wait, or am I thinking of someone else? God dammit, why are there so many people to keep track of, this is fucking impossible.

(image source = getty, splash, bauer-griffin)

new ‘Prometheus’ trailer has more details, clanging sounds

By brendon April 30, 2012 @ 10:03 AM

Fox released a second international trailer for ‘Prometheus’ last night, and it explains much more about the story and characters than any of the previous trailers.

WHAT WE LEARNED: Charlize Theron is the icy corporate person sort of in charge of the whole thing, some aliens are cobra sized and bitey, and the great Idris Elba is not so great at a Texas accent.

WHAT WE ALREADY KNEW: I sure would like to fuck Charlize Theron.

‘Wrath of the Titans’ has a trailer too

By brendon December 20, 2011 @ 2:23 PM

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We still have 3 days to wait for the trailer to ‘Prometheus‘, the sorta ‘Alien’ prequel from director Ridley Scott, but today the trailer for ‘Wrath of the Titans‘ showed up. That of course is the sequel to ‘Clash of the Titans’, and it returns to Greece (which has a secret rocky desert that only Hollywood knows about) so Sam Worthington can yell at scary CGI monsters before stabbing them.

And if you didn’t see it, the trailer for the Dark Knight Rises was finally released yesterday too. Now the only questions are if they’ll ever put the 7 minute prologue online, and does the touchdown by Hines Ward still count. Hopefully not, or else Jerry Jones might try that exploding field thing.