This Is What North Korea Thinks America Is Like

By Travis March 14, 2013 @ 9:00 AM








Aside from the indentured servitude, mass starving and batshit crazy dictators, North Korea could probably be a pretty great place, but we’ll never know because those cranky, old white fellas running our country don’t want us hanging out over there. However, if Dennis Rodman says it’s a cool place, then it has to be cool, because he’s had sex with Carmen Electra and that’s high class defined.

If you’re wondering what North Koreans probably think of us horrible Americans and our satanic lifestyles, look no further, because this video that the North Korean government allegedly forces its citizens to watch perfectly captures the day-to-day life of the average Yankee pig. From drinking coffee made from snow to buying guns to slaughter our children, this documentary nails us.

Well, maybe that killing kids thing isn’t so far off, but all the rest of this is pure bullshit.